• Prince Harry
Harry:
— Hello there maiden, what brings you here? Walking alone in the forest? No man to shield you from the darkness and troubles this place holds, no man to keep you from harms way, no man to-
Me:
— Well you see there handsome fella, my fatass has been rolling in mud all day with my piggy friends and I needed a break from all that partying. So here I am, walking .. alone. You?
Harry:
— I'm uhm, do women now speak like you do? Because growing up as a young boy I was surrounded by women talking ... normal.
Are you from around here?
Me:
— I would think so, I was born on that spot right there where you're standing
Harry:
— uhm, oh I see that...
Me:
— well, thanks for your time. But I gotta go, Bye prince Harry !
Harry:
— bye beautiful, will I ever see you again Ms?
Me:
— Well people here call me a mistake brought from hell, but the names Faith
Harry:
— beautiful...
Me:
— mhm thank you, but I reallllyyyyy got to go. Bye pretty boy
