• therapist
Harry:
— SooooOooOoOooOooO, it says here that you have a severe porn addiction, is that correct?
Me:
— ACTUALLY, that is incorrect. I'm actually here to apply for a job, have you even bothered to check the name of the patient? And the names Faith, I sent in my resume last week. We literally just saw each other last week.
Harry:
— Well fuck me, tone your voice down missy. I don't appreciate stupid shit being raised at me. Unless it's a grown mans cock because NjskksjskzkKkkdkwkakwoao
Me:
— I have no comment for that, but could we please go on with the interview? I really need need this job as well as that I need to get going, and for you? Sure seems like you need a good deep dicking.
Harry:
— Ah believe me sister, that last piece of cock I got in this avocado was about... well, right before you came in.
Me:
— explains why he was fixing his belt...
Harry:
— Now for your interview, I'm just going to ask you a series of simple questions. Nothing too hard, like this dick that needs a good piece of ass-
Me:
— AND the questions were?
Harry:
— fucking bitch, wELL! The first question here is-
Me:
— JUST ASK THE QUESTION
Harry:
— HEAVENS SAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NAME YOU STUPID TWAT
Me:
— tf is this bullshit, you already know my name!
Harry:
— must be headass, smhh. Faith okay, we got it! Now what do you look for in men?
Me:
— excuse me
Harry:
— Have you not noticed that everyone who works here are all men?
Me:
— I mean
Harry:
— exactly !! Though we are the best therapy hall this shitty town has to offer, all men tend to work here for some reason. Probably bc of my thicc ass bc kdkxosokdoeqokw.
Me:
— continue, pls.
Harry:
— Well you see, every holiday we play spin the dick. It's a dildo Btw, monster size. But also a tiny bit too small for me .
Me:
— christs sake
Harry:
— And well, you fuck! Unless you have a boyfriend and or married, no spin the dick for you. And there are a lot of ugly fatties who work here, I suggest you find a boyfriend fast. Which will be pretty... hard for you .
Me:
— I'm
Harry:
— speechless? I'm not.
