• Harry Styles — The main, yknow
Me:
— Why are you so hot? And adorable? And sexy? And just everything this world needs yet we don't deserve you. How are you so perfect? The finest of Gods must've banged on the softest of clouds to create you, like shit. How-
Harry:
— You sure are a small little person with a lot to say, and thank you. All the love, thank you so much H.
Me:
— See?! Just look at you, perfect grammar and everything, what's not to love?
Harry:
— My jokes are everything! Knock knock.
Me:
— BOY YOURE CANCELLED-
Harry:
— KNOCK FUCKING KNOCK
Me:
— !!!!!!!!! Who's there
Harry:
— Hoola
Me:
— ???? Hoola who?
Harry:
— *Makes P noise*
Me:
— .....
Harry:
— LAUGH FOR ME BITCH! Just kidding, I didn't mean to raise my voice at you and call you bitch. You don't have to laugh at my jokes if you don't want to, but it is very much appreciated. All the love, H.
Me:
— uhm. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH, SO FUNNY, HA
Harry:
— I'm content :)
This whole thing was a joke lol. Get it?
