• Alex ( Yes Alex from Dunkirk )
We ALLLLLLL KNOW WHO HE IS
Alex:
— Somebody's gotta get off, so the rest of us can live!
Me:
— I say we come to a vote, say "Faith is hot", if you want to stay.
Fionn:
— Faith is hot
Gibson:
— Faith is hot
Some annoying dude no one knows:
— Faith is hot
A couple extras:
— Faith is hot
Me:
— Now say, "Alex needs to shut the fuck up, and calm the fuck down. The boat will sink faster than the fucking Titanic if he continues to be a fucking loud fuck!", if you want to be the ultimate sacrifice that wont do SHIT, because I doubt an extra 100+ pounds could help at this point.
Alex:
— Baby...Not now okay, I'm trying to save the world.
Some annoying dude no one knows:
— who the fuck brings their girlfriend to war?
Extra:
— yeah!
Fionn:
— How were you even able to sneak her in?
Some annoying dude no one knows:
— yeah, and could you maybe sneak her into my pants?
Alex:
— YOU FUCKING JERRY!
*punches here*
*punches there*
*punches everywhere*
Me:
— did you know what he just said?
Gibson:
— no fucking clue
Me:
— Fair enough, NOW CALM DOWN YOUNG CHILDREN. I will tell you a story to shut all your mouthy traps.
Extra:
— THE BOAT IS FUCKING SINKING AND YOU WANT TO READ US A BEDTIME STORY!?
Alex:
— Just let her do as she pleases
Annoying dude:
— but-
Alex:
— I swear it you little fucker
Me:
— Okay!! Once a upon a time there was a small little shit named... Jerry.
Jerry:
— that's me!
Alex:
— SHUT THE FUCK UP JERRY NO ONE LIKES YOU
Me:
— Alex, calm down.
Alex:
— Okay baby
Fionn to Gibson:
— He's fucking whipped
Gibson to Fionn:
— *snorts* you tell me
Alex:
— You fucking- IlL THROW YOU OFF THE DAMN BOAT MY SELF YOU FROG
Me:
— lolololol, frog
Annoying dude:
— what's does... "LOLOLOL" mean
Me:
— no idea, but I'm pretty sure it'll mean something prettyyyy relatable in the future.
