• Boxer
Me:
— punch me in the face
Harry:
— excuse me?
Me:
— Yeah, like pretend I'm someone you hate-
Harry:
— I do hate you
Me:
— oh uhm, okay. Never mind them, tell me a story about your love life.
Harry:
— Never had one
Me:
— You poor, poor, lonely, will soon to have 100+ cats, soul. You will die a Virgin Mr. Harry Styles, you WILL
Harry:
— Just because I've never loved, does not mean I've never fucked.
Me:
— Well yowza, have you ever been to church?
Harry:
— When I was younger
Me:
— Well then you must know, no sex before marriage! No pee pee in the puss puss!! No trains in the station! No dogs in the bun! No-
Harry:
— C in the C, I know Faith.
Me:
— ???????
Harry:
— Cock in the cunt
Me:
— uhm sure yes, NONE OF THAT!
Harry:
— HA! Too late, I'm guessing you're a virgin Ms. Jesus loves me yes I know, for the bible tells me so.
Me:
— well yes, and as pure as an underdeveloped fetus :)
Harry:
— *snorts* you still look like an underdeveloped fetus
Me:
— :(
