• Rich bitch
Harry:
— I asked for red silk sheets! How am I supposed to fuck my pillow without my red sheets? If you weren't so cute I'd fire you
Me:
— why would you even fuck your- anyways, I like the pay here Styles so pls don't fire my ass. But they, that'd be a good story wattpadickle could create right? Styles sets his friend on fire as he kicks her ass out of his house
Harry:
— you're not my friend
Me:
— then why do you call me your friend in your sleep?
Harry:
— I don't do such things!
Me:
— oh but you do Harry, "Oh Faith, my hot fat maid. You're my one and only friend, thank you for postmating me frozen yoghurt instead of taking your fatass to the store, I adore-"
Harry:
— please just shut up
Me:
— you dig me, admit it
Harry:
— fuck off, I'm tired of seeing your face right now. Go make me coffee
Me:
— an excuse for me to leave, jack off, and see my face again. I see you baby
Harry:
— I would jack off, but as I said before, I need my fucking red silk sheets!
Me:
— Ugh you big baby, on my way sir
