• Baker (after fame)
Harry:
— I used to be famous
Me:
— mhm really, then what happened?
Harry:
— They fired me for having intercourse with Louis on stage...
Me:
— wait wtf what? You had sex in front of millions of people? Open for all to see? Who tf-
Harry:
— no no noooo, you got it all wrong. Before the show no one was around, so we decided to give my ol watermelon a fill... and well, here I am. Baking buns while I'm wishing to fill his buns.
Me:
— well isn't that a bloody shame...
