• Daddy
Harry:
— Hop on this pretty cock baby girl, it's thick and ready for you
Me:
— Like donuts?
Harry:
— what?
Me:
— Y'know like donuts? Bc those babies are thicc as Fuvk and I want them in me baadddd
Harry:
— Fuck that's hot, keep going
Me:
— huh? Oh uhm okay. I want that doughy like texture filling my stomach as I soon pass out from too much sugar-
Harry:
— What the fuck was that?
Me:
— ???????????
Harry:
— I thought you were talking about this donut fetish you had
Me:
— ????!!?!!!!??!!?!!!
Harry:
— Like shoving it-
Me:
— down my throat? Then yes
Harry:
— wtf no! Shoving it up your pussy! Your sweet cock holder
Me:
— I am a child of god, i don't waste any food.
Harry:
— well this cock right here is thick and ready, and as a child of god you must not waste food. Now come here, baby
Me:
— true, das es berry much tru. But you see, I'm full From imagining all those donuts being shoved DOWN MY THROAT not UP MY FURBALL THAT I HAVENT SHAVED SINCE BIRTH AND YET YOU STILL FIND ATTRACTIVE
Harry:
— I find body hair attractive, so what? You don't see me judging you for your donut fetish
Me:
— it's not a fetish, it's a crave.
Harry:
— omg this convo is going nowhere, now look at me! I'm soft
Me:
— at least you don't have to worry about getting some weird dick disorder, yknow, for having sex too much
Harry:
— wouldn't you have vagina infection then?
Me:
— Gosh darn, I hope not. Though I doubt bc you can never make me come.
Harry:
— !!!!!!!!!!!
Me:
— I'm joking lol,
Yo calm down
Your hair is literally falling off
Harry you're fuckimg bald rn
Damn you really do have that dick infection, dick infection so strong it turned into a disease and wiped off all your curly keylockssss
Harry:
— I DONT HAVE A FUCKING DICK DISEASE
