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• Psycho









Harry:
— So as my slave, all you really need to do is welcome the horny men and woman that want to fuck my asshole hard and deep as you watch TV. Fun right?


Me:
— so what I'm hearing is that you lost all interest in me after I ruined your speech about fucking me with knives and shit?

Harry:
— Si


Me:
— Fair enough, but you see here you Psycho bitch. I don't want to be your slave...



Harry:
— wow...


Me:
— I'm sorry


Harry:
— You ungrateful piece of horse shit, you'll be breathing the same fucking air as a psycho killer! I hate myself for not wanting to kill you because you're a cool ducking dude yet you want to leave me for some boring ass regular humans? Like Ikxkskdkkeke IM HURT

Me:
— you're hurt? How about the past thousands of people you killed? They definitely felt pain

Harry:
— well BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP, I don't give to shits because they aren't Harry Styles. Also known as, me.

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