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Part two here we go !!!

• Marcel









Me:
— You wanna know what I don't get Harry beary squarey or chicken cock dairy?

Harry:
— Your homework? It's easy Faith, all you need to do is-

Me:
— Wow, how rude of you-

Harry:
— I'm sor-

Me:
- I was joking lol, but I'm fine with the homework. But what I DID want to sorta yknow, figure out was......

Wait for it


Harry:
— I'm waiting


Me:
— give me a sec, we need suspense

Harry:
— I'm literally the only one here

Me:
— don't sass me pumpkin, give or take?? Couple more secs

Harry:
— Can I do my homework while you count? I'm kind of doing something important...

Me:
— the fuck? Since when did you get all sassy? Who taught you this? was it Tom? WAS IT FUCKING TOM??

Harry:
— No it was you dumbass, now hurry up and tell me what you wanted to say

Me:
— You my friend, are not the young Nerd boii for dayz I know...

Who are you

Harry:
— Your daddy, broom broom


Me:
— BABJAJXJSKKSKE I KNEW YOUR ACT WASNT GOING TO LAST! But good try young squirt, really had me going.

Harry:
— bloodyhell, I thought my acting skills would of at least gotten better

Me:
— eh nah, stick to being a cute little puff

Harry:
— are you sure we've been friends for 2 weeks and you've already made out with me AND change my nerdy ways?

Me:
— uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, your lips are sure soft though

Harry:
— *blushes* tank you senpai

Me:
— unfriend.











TWAS WEIRD AND CONFUSING?????? then again when do these "convos" ever make sense?? They never do you see. ANYWAYS! Hope you enjoyed :) probably not but I'll say it anyway because all writers do!!!

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