• Fratboy
Harry:
— how you doin baby girl, what a nice pussy you have there. Reeeaaalllllllllll slicklkkkkkkkkk
Me:
— wow that was disgusting, anyways. I'm here just to ask a few questions for my English assignment
Harry:
— let me guess, how big my dick is? Let's just say, it's a senior .
Me:
— senior what? Citizen? Probably some wrinkly old sausage that has mold all over the place, ANYWAYS. Those are not the questions I'm here to ask, I just wanted to know the lifestyle of what it's like to live a sorority. Because I live in dorms with a crabby fucking roommate that won't fucking shut up-
Harry:
— I don't care. AND, well. There is a lot of fucking.
Me:
— okay well-
Harry:
— fucking on the tables, couches, stairs, room, against the door, fridge, plants-
Me:
— yeah well okay then, I don't care that you got your dicks well fed. Like how is it living with other men, like without parents and such.
Harry:
— well let's just say it's fucking awesome! I get to drink beer on the couch and not get called out, guess who's the fucking boss princess? That's right! This mother trucker bc Harry f-en Styles is getting litty to tonight 1!1!!1! Lets go fam
Me:
— what the actual fuck are my poor eyes witnessing... So uhm, how's the food? Who cooks and all that.
Harry:
— my cock does all the cooking, in those pussies 👅💪🏼
Me:
— I'm so fucking done with this school right now
