Rush's Book of Insanity: Part Three

and here we have a bad excuse for an intro

Rush: hey look a new book

Rochelle: ...

Naomie: ...

Rush: ...

Rochelle: im not doing this *walks out*

Naomie: NU WAIT WE NEED AN INTRO

Rochelle: *still walking* I DON'T CARE

Naomie: *chases after her*

Rush: guys. Guys. GUYS. COME ON I'M NOT DOING THIS INTRO ON MY OWN. UGH.

Bunny and Ruby: *appear out of nowhere because they can*

Ruby: You need help.

Rush: YEAH THANKS I KNOW I'VE BEEN TURNED AWAY BY FOUR THERAPISTS

Ruby: *laughs* No, I was asking if you needed help with your intro.

Rush: oh. yeah that.

Bunny: *shoves Rush towards her room* You go catch up on sleep after AWU; we'll take care of your book.

Rush: *yawn* okay maybe not a bad idea. Just don't blow it up

Ruby: No promises.

*after Rush leaves the room, the other two look at each other*

Both: *scream* SQUAD WE SUMMON YOU

*Rush's friend squad magically appears because reasons*

Dawson: oh. OH. I'M HERE NOW OKAY. 

Myst: *sqek* 

Aiden: why-what-how-WHY

Becca: My thoughts exactly

Aranna: Wait we're missing someone

Ivory: We are?

Aranna: Yeah, where's-

Kendall: *crashes in from the ceiling* IM OKAY

Dawson: *laughs* What did you do?!

Kendall: BROKE THINGS. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR. 

Aiden: BUT THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS

Kendall: SHUT UP NO ONE CARES

Lila: Okay so why are we here?

Bunny: Rush needs an intro for her new randomness book but she also needs sleep so we're doing it for her

Becca: what about Rochelle and Naomie. Isn't this their job?

Ruby: They abandoned her because reasons

Becca: What reasons?

Ruby: shush

Aranna: welp we've done this before let's just re-do the same thing from last book

Dawson: This is still a rip-off of my intros :T

Snowy: shush bby it's okay 

Ivory: *whispers* I ship it...

Myst: *looks at readers* Okay! Well, welcome to Rush's THIRD randomness book! She posts way way too much, so she needs many many books.

Aranna: This is basically just random thoughts, screaming about MCSM and ships, various fandom theories, and toasters.

Snowy: No you're the toaster person, remember?

Star: *ahem* Anyway, this is also where you go if you want more info about AWU...but since that's almost over let's just say Forgotten Demons ¯\_ツ_/¯

Midnight: And we all know she's going to blaze through this one just like the first two, so hang on and prepare yourselves for aaallll sorts of spam

Dawson: guys i'm pretty sure this is breaking the fourth wall

Fourth Wall: *le cri* 

Kendall: *accidentally knocks it over*

Wall: *dies* 

Aranna: NO LE POOR WALL

Myst: SQEK

Aiden: why did i even come back 

Ruby: *whacks him* BECAUSE WE NEED THE JASGAN

Ivory: NO RUSHDALL

Bunny: YEEESSSSSSS

Kendall: NOOOOOO 

Ruby: *chanting 'Jasgan'*

All the Rushdall shippers: *screaming* 

Rush: *comes downstairs and throws a HTTYD book at them*

Aiden: GASSSSPPPP DID YOU JUST DARE TO THROW THE SACRED LAST BOOK

Rush: I DID

AIden: HOW DARE YOU

Rush: IT GOT THEM TO SHUT UP

Aiden: YOUR CRIME WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN

Rush: AT LEAST I DIDN'T DISAPPEAR FOR TWO MONTHS

Aiden: ...

Rush: Ha

Aiden: ...fine. 

Rush: *sashays out* 

Everyone: ...

Liv: Oh yeah and that happen sometimes. You never know when those two will randomly freak out about some book series. 

Aiden: It is not 'SOME BOOK SERIES'; it is HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON and it is PRECIOUS

Rush: *from upstairs* AMEN

Star: *eyeroll* Right, well, I don't know what else to say here. Basically this is old news if you already know Rush, and if you don't, I guess this is a good place to be 

Bunny BYE GUYS DON'T DIE!

Ruby: Right. What she said. 

Midnight: Wait doesn't she need a new outro now?

Bunny: Oh. Right. 

Ruby: WORRY ABOUT THAT LATER LET'S JUST FINISH THIS RIDICULOUSNESS SO WE CAN GO BACK TO OUR LIVES

Aiden: or our not-lives if we've died in AWU

Snowy: ...good point. 

Myst: *crashes* SQEK SQEK SQEK SQEK

Lila and Ivory: *throw Skittles everywhere*

Dawson: *awkward laugh* Well, anyway...uh, bye for this chapter, hello to this book I guess x)