Rush's Book of Insanity: Part Three

Things I've Said That Probably No One Else Would Say

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List some of the weird shit you've said that very few other people would say

"Hey mom, there's a possum on the cat tree."

"Oh that is SO ORIGINAL! Hahahahaha, my name is a pun! Shut up!"

"CATSNIFFER!"

"get the fuck out of my yurt right the fuck now. fuck off."

*enthusiastically* "Cheese fries?"

"You think I can't see you holding that horse turd?!"

"no I do not look like Salem go away."

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Has anyone seen Pip? ...Yeah, the replacement one." (Pip is my stylus)

"I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU BURST IN HERE ONE MORE TIME I WILL DECAPITATE YOU WITH A SPOON AND FEED YOUR INSIDES TO YOUR OWN COW."

"I'm amazed my clock still works, considering that we got it at Wal-Mart like five years ago. I thought I threw it pretty hard, considering the noise it made when it hit the wall."

"ALICIA IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD AGAINST WEISS I WILL RELEASE SEVENTEEN SQUIRRELS INTO YOUR YURT."

"Alistair why do you hate me. I thought I fed you enough this morning, did you really have to eat that GIMP file?"

"TURN YER LIGHT OFF, LIGHTOFF."

"FIREFLY FIREFLY FIREFLY YES MOM PLEASE WE HAVE TIME TO WATCH AN EPISODE BEFORE ALICIA HAS TO GO TO BED!!"

"fuck all of this fucking fuckery"

"I think I just broke both my feet tripping over myself."

"THE COWPOCALYPSE IS AT HAND!!!!"

"ummmmm yes. No. Yes. Maybe. I possibly had nothing to do with it don't look at me like that." *starts giggling manically*

"I hate the wooooorrrlllldddddd..."

*throws pencil* why did I even try to draw this. what possibly brainwashed me into becoming an artist."

"If you look at my screen one more time I'm going to throw you off the barn roof. Yes, the metal barn. Oh, it would kill you? That wouldn't be the intended effect at all."

"I graduated two years ago why am I still dealing with small morons."

"Uh, 'book' isn't spelled with a C..."

"How on earth did you make it past grade preschool?"

"I COPYWRITE BEING HUMAN!"

"Why must you continue to befoul my otherwise mundane day with your exasperating presence?"

"The statement 'good morning' is entirely contradictory, because as you can see, it is barely seven AM, and while it is morning, it is in no way good, because like I previously mentioned, seven AM. On a good morning, I would be sleeping until it is not morning anymore."

"I'm sorry, did you hear me say that I want to get bitched at today? Because I sure as hell didn't."

"I do NOT have a crush on Aiden."

"I know how to werds."

"DON'T QUESTION MY JUDGEMENT BEFORE 10 AM." 

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