Rush's Book of Insanity: Part Three

literally just me yellin

FUCK ALL OF THIS FUCKING FUCKERY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK NO FUCKING THANK YOU WHAT THE FUCK

Probably Everyone: holy crap rush what on earth happened

Me: *cough* Uh...I played inverse episode four.

HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN

PAIN

ACTUAL FUCKIN PAIN

Tho to be fair, my inverse playthrough has been an equal amount of awesome and horrific

There's some pretty funny parts

But there's also some parts where Telltale rips out my feels, throws them on the ground, sets them on fire, and then stomps on them for a bit.

And that's a bit of an understatement.

LIKE WHOA, XARA FUCKING LEAVES?! SHE RUNS THROUGH THE PORTAL LIKE 'LATER BITCHES' AND I JUST FUCKIN STARED FOR A FEW MOMENTS LIKE WHOA WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT ACTUALLY JUST HAPPEN?!

And oh. My. Freaking. Notch.

I was nOT OKAY with being less-than-sympathetic with Petra!!!! NOOOOOOOO I'M SORRY BBYYYYYYYYYYY

*flops on the floor and cries*

Like ok, I was a mess. Lots of tears.

And I literally betrayed Binta hhHHHNNNNN

Because I lost the contest, so we snuck into the house and she's like "UR ON MY SHIT LIST NOW but if you get us out of here, you are forgiven do not freaking make me regret trusting you'

And because it was inverse, I had to leave her behind

*FLIPS TABLE*

I didn't notice before, but Xara sounds seriously depressed throughout the whole episode. Aw ;-;

But on a good note, I FOUND SOREN'S FREAKING BOOK

HHHHHHHNNNNNNN HOW DID I MISS IT THE FIRST TWO TIMES

The title was something like 'Brave New Endermen' and the first thing I thought of was 'Brave New World' and then immediately wanted to die because that was not a good book (tbh I didn't even get halfway into it before I gave up)

Oof

I felt so bad for Nurm ;-;

Also I weirdly like Val and Soup. They're definitely not likeable characters, but they're kinda funny

One of my favorite parts was when Jesse was trying to convince them to let us into the contest room. I chose the 'We'll wait you out' option, and wOOWWW JESSE IS SO SASSY XDD

"We could probably be done with the test by now. You could go on with your day, we would be out of your hair, and I wouldn't still be talking..."

Nd Cat says it in a kind of irritating singsong voice and OML THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THIS EPISODE XDD

Inverse Jesse is the sassiest thing ever I stg. She will sass anyone and anything XD

But because it was inverse...I had to keep defending Romeo

UUUUUGGGGHHHHHH

FUCK THIIIIIISSSSSS

Hhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnascnmfjhghgfadfgkjgoghjakgdfghfgadsffghfdhgjlhcvxnmbnvbndfhfdjythkgjhkgjviamnotokay

Also- the Shattered Souls sequel is going to be about the s2 Jesses, and Jade (the 1st girl who I am playing as for inverse) is literally just going to be a sarcastic bitch because that's basically Jesse's personality in inverse XDD

And now that I've finished inverse season two (so far)...I'm gonna replay season one

Hoo boy.

This is not going to end well.

I predict tears and sobbing and spiraling into depression

I CAN'T WAIT :DD

(okay so i wrote this at like midnight on Friday, and since then, I have played ep 1 again so the next chapter is about that ahahaha bye)

-Rush left to decide what to write-