Thorn: Hey do you want me to sit on you and paw your keyboard and make loud sqek noises while you're writing?
Me: ...bab please no
Thorn: Oh Newt, you're here too! Come try to jump on Rush's pillow so she has to shove you off every four seconds!
Me: WAIT NO *pushes Newt off my bed*
Thorn: Carli! We need help! You can come prance back and forth and wave your floof tail in Rush's face! Then she'll HAVE to pet ALL OF US
Carli: I don't follow your logic but okay
Me: *trying to deal with three demanding cats*
Dad: *walks by my room* That's why I'm a dog person XD
Me: hhhhhnnnnnn
If my cats could talk, this conversation is pretty much what would be happening 24/7
Also any time I do anything even REMOTELY catlike, Thorn just stares at me like 'WHOA MOM I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A CAT TOO' XDD
-Rush left to get Newt off her bed AGAIN-
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Rush's Book of Insanity: Part Three
Randomuh. you're actually back for a third one? damn ur dedicated. This is EVEN MORE chaos from your favorite sarcastic cat-eared bitch. Contains lots of fangirling, Luktraness, MCSM, theories, Vocaloid , complaining, AWU news, RWBY, MCSM, Amulet...