Rush's Book of Insanity: Part Three

Rush Screams About S2 Ep3 (EXTREME SPOILERS)

If you haven't played/watched episode 3 yet, PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!!! TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT THIS EPISODE SPOILED FOR YOU!!!!

Leave. Now.

Let's just get right into this, shall we?

• I WAS RIGHT TO BE WORRIED. ABOUT PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING.

• I still can't believe that I 1) got it a dAY EARLY and 2) saw ZERO SPOILERS
*pumps fist* YESSSSS

• IT WAS LITERALLY THE MAZE FROM TMR I SWEAR TO GOD. THE MAP WAS THE SAME AND EVERYTHING
And okay I dunno about you but that immediately made me go 'okay we're in the Maze now tHAT IS SO FUCKING RAD'

• Lluna looked a little ridiculous in her hat ok

• RADAR. WHAT. WHAT. WHAAAAAAAT. WHY WAS HE THE NARRATOR. I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY FREAKING THE FREAK OUT OVER THE FACT THAT RADAR WAS THE NARRATOR

• I suddenly want Petra to narrate beginning of an episode XD

• Me before playing episode 3: "Stella can't possibly get any more annoying"
Me after playing episode 3: "...nevermind -_-"

• W H A T     H A P P P E N E D   T O     B L O N D I E  B O I

WHY WAS HE NOT WITH THE OTHERS

WHY WOULDN'T HE HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED 'LEVERAGE' FOR PETRA (OR JESSE)

poor boi he must be worried sick. All he knows is that Jack, Jesse, and Petra were going to look for Vos, and then they and Radar disappeared. Oh, and the Admin has been causing chaos in Beacontown. Seriously, think about that from his POV ;-;

• THE. FUCKING. MOBS. WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS FIERY.

• srsly what was the Admin doing?! "Hey Xara, do you think it would be cool if I randomly smashed a spider and a creeper together? What would that look like? I want to try that."
"...don't."
"im gonna do it"
"romeo nO"
"romeo yES!"
...nope that's it I'm making a comic now.

• Okay so we have Romeo, Xara, and...Fred.
F R E D
IM CRYING

• Romeo
Of all the fucking names on this planet
why

• I wasn't paying a lot of attention to the music but it was gud
so far s2 has had some pretty nice music

• I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I DIDN'T SEND PETRA AFTER THE FUCKING CLOCK. I NEEDED HER WITH ME.

• I still didn't like fighting Jack tho ;-;

• "It was just my photographic muscle memory and perfect reflexes."
Me: *in absolute FITS of laughter*

• I took the enchanted iron sword. That...isn't relevant at all lol.

• RADAR'S SHIELD. I WANT.

• That. Fucking. Ghast. Fight. HHHHRRRRRRR

• I wANT MY ARMOR AND FANCI SWORD BACK

• T H E  M A Z E.
I JUST FELT LIKE SAYING THAT TWICE BECAUSE I FOUND IT SO FREAKIN RAD

• so basically I died a lot because I suck

• okay so I was NOT expecting the Warden to get killed! That came out of NOWHERE and I SCREAMED

• when he got shot by the arrow i was PRAYING that we would turn around and see Lukas
Alas.

• Now we won't get to know the Warden's full backstory ;-;