Rush's Book of Insanity: Part Three

Another conversation with the voices in my head

meant to publish this last night but my WiFi died :T

Naomie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAHHHH AAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!

Rochelle:*has headphones on*

Naomie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rush: *walks in* WHOA WTF?!

Rochelle: *inaudible*

Rush: what?

Rochelle: *covers Naomie's mouth* there we go

Rush: good gods what happened

Rochelle: We played Giant Consequences.

Rush: And? I thought we were finally done crying over it. Y'know, since now we're busy crying over episode four.

Naomie: *loud muffled upset noises*

Rochelle: Inverse.

Rush: ...Oh

 Rochelle:*removes hand from Nomi's face*no more screaminf ok?

Naomie: PETRA GOT THE GAUNTLET ASDFGHJKL

Rochelle: shes been like this for three hours

Naomie: WAAAAAHHHHH *flops on the floor and cries* MY POOR BBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rush: oooowch the feels

Naomie: HHHHHNNNNNNNN

Rochelle: *to Naomie* get up xara

Naomie: nooooooooooooo

Rochelle: Ok then we're playing episode three without you c'mon Rush.

Rush: wait but- *is dragged away by Shell*

Naomie: *curls up into a ball* *still crying*

Nina: *sits next to her* Do you want to listen to Owl City with me? 

Naomie: *nods sadly*And OMAM? 

Nina: Sure let's go *helps her up*

Rush: did you just see that

Rochelle: *starting up Story Mode* what

Rush: Nina

Rochelle: ...

Rush: she was nice

Rochelle: ...wot

Rush: yes

Rochelle: ...

Rush: ...

Rochelle: the world is ending

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Rochelle: hey do we have names for the s2 Jesses?

Rush: I don't think so? 

Rochelle: Because the season one's are Jesse, Jenni, Jaqueline, Joss, Justin, and Jandro...we need names for the s2 peeps

Rush: ...why

Rochelle: We already decided that the 1st girl is Jade...I've been wanting to call a character Jocelyn...Jean is an alright name too

Rush: where are you going with this shell

Rochelle: We don't seem to be very good at coming up with boi names tho...

Rush: seriously why do the different Jesses need names

Rochelle: I mean James is an okay name...ooh Jared is good too

Rush: shell

Rochelle: Or Jonah.

Rush: shell

Rochelle: There's really only so many 'J' names :T

Rush: shell

Rochelle: what

Rush: stop naming everything

Rochelle: no

Rush: I don't get why they need names. The first six have names because of Shattered Souls, but I don't see

Rochelle: ...

Rush: why

Rochelle: ...

Rush: the season 2

Rochelle: ...

Rush: Jesses

Rochelle: ..

Rush: need names

Rochelle: ...🙃?

Rush: no

Rochelle: yes

Rush: nO

Rochelle: whY NOT

Rush: because we gave up after cHAPTER FUCKING THREE

Rochelle: *sticks tongue out* 

Rush: we are not writing a Shattered Souls sequel

Rochelle: ...

Rush: ...

Rochelle: •••

Rush: ...until we finish it

Rochelle: That's the spirit! Now let's crush our hopes and dreams of happy endings!

Rush: ooohhhhhh gosh whyyyyyyy *grabs fangirl pillow* 

-rush left to play inverse episode three-