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DUDE

STARKEY IS A  B I T C H

DOES HE END UP DEAD??? I HOPE HE DIES

THAT LITTLE NARROW-MINDED SONUVABITCH!

And Cam is scary o.o

Like HE'S not particularly scary but the idea of him is

I hope Connor and Risa end up together again, they need each other ;-;

HOLY SHIT NO

CAM

NO

RISA IS NOT YOURS

BACK THE FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW

SHE WILL NOT LOVE YOU

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE 'MORE THAN THE PARTS YOU'RE MADE OF'

THIS MAY BE TRUE

RISA BELONGS WITH CONNOR AND NOTHING CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE

also Lev is such a bean

I dont care what hes done

hes still great

HOLD ON

STARKEY-

NO

NOT TRACE

STARKEY YOU SON OF A REAVER

YOU LEFT TRACE????

YOU KILLED TRACE

AND WHOA  BYE TAD

IM NOT OKAY WITH THIS

WHAT HAPPENED TO RISA???

VARYING LEVELS OF NOT OKAY

I NEED UNSOULED RIGHT. NOW.




sorry Romeo, you've been replaced

Romeo: ...what

Me: While you are still on the Least Favorite Characters list, you are no longer at the very top

Romeo: Okay?

Me: yes. though it's less because of you and more because I really really hate this guy

Romeo: Sooo...who's my replacement as Most Hated? Jeanine? Excellinor again? Saffron? I know she was up there for a while...

Me: starkey

Romeo: Who?

Me: MASON FUCKING ASSHAT STARKEY. RRRGGGHHHH

Romeo: i think im just gonna take ur word for it

Me: probably a good idea *morphs into Pen and swoops off to destroy Starkey*

-Rush left to order the next Unwind book-

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