Rush's Book of Insanity: Part Three

aaaaaand multi-fandom problems

Ever since I watched gameplay of Life Is Strange I feel the need to draw Petra with short hair so she looks like Chloe

And why on earth does Simon remind me of Lukas

What

I am a mess ^^;

also

have some great quotes

Wash: "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."

Mal: "Define interesting."

Wash: "Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?"

Mal: *over speaker*  "This is the Captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence, and then explode."  

and 

Wash: "Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction."

Zoe: *completely serious* "You live in a spaceship, dear." 

and

Zoe: "First rule of battle, little one? Don't ever let them know where you are."

*Mal comes crashing through, shooting a huge gun and yelling loudly* 

Zoe: "...'Course there are other schools, though." 

and 

Jayne: *pretending to read Simon's journal* "Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by the hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." 

and 

Mal: "Mercy is the mark of a great man."

Mal: *lightly jabs Atherton with the sword* "Guess I'm just a good man."

Mal: *another jab* "Well, I'm alright." 

and 

Mal: "And If anyone gets nosy, you know, just shoot 'em."

Zoe: "Shoot 'em?"

Mal: "Politely."

and 

River: "My food is problematic."

and

River: "Also? I can kill you with my brain." 

and the best

Wash as Stegosaurus toy: "This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over this land, and we will call it...This Land."

Wash as Tyrannosaurus Rex toy: "I think we should call it Your Grave!"

  Wash as Stegosaurus toy:  "Aah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" 

  Wash as Tyrannosaurus Rex toy:  "Ahahaha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!"  

and then he actually has to be a pilot and pretend like he was paying attention all along 

 

-Rush left to watch Firefly-