SHADOWHUNTERS

Chapter 94.

Izzy added Jace, Clary, Magnus, Alec and Simon to a group chat

[Izzy]
With my two favourite vampires <3

[Clary]
Get yourself a man who looks at you like Raphael looks at Simon

[Jace]
More like, get yourself a man who looks at you like Raphael looks at that cup

[Simon]
Luke's pack was extremely pissed off that Izzy brought two vampires with her to Jades Wolf for lunch

[Alec]
Can you blame them? I would be pissed off to if you and Raphael invaded the institute. Oh wait, you already have

[Jace]
#SassyAlec

[Clary]
I take back that thing I said about a man like Raphael. Get yourself a woman who looks at you like Izzy looks at Simon

[Magnus]
I'm really confused. Are you guys shipping Raphael and Simon, but also Isabelle and Simon?

[Clary]
Yes

[Izzy]
We're also shipping Simon with Jace

[Alec]
This is why we're dealing with so much drama. You can't just ship everyone with everyone. That's insane

[Simon]
We're not shipping everyone with everyone, Alec

[Izzy]
Simon's right. We're not shipping you with anyone else than Magnus because we all know that #Malec is our OTP

[Magnus]
Well. I guess I can say that I'm thankful that you're not shipping me with anyone else than my dear Alexander

[Simon]
I still don't understand why you're shipping me with Raphael though

[Jace]
Two wrongs makes a right

[Clary]
By the angel, Jace. Do you have to be rude to Simon everyday?

[Jace]
Yes

[Izzy]
Simon, we're shipping you with Raphael because you guys would make an adorable couple

[Simon]
No we wouldn't. Raphael is an annoying bitch who needs a vacation from life. Besides, he's always mad at me

[Alec]
Then why are you guys eating together down at Jades Wolf?

[Simon]
...

[Izzy]
BECAUSE #SAPHAEL IS FINALLY HAPPENING, DUH

[Clary]
I can't decide what I want most in life. #Sizzy or #Saphael

[Magnus]
I can't believe that every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd

[Jace]
You say "you people" like you're not a part of the family. Well, I got news for you, Magnus Bane, you're already on the Christmas card

[Alec]
By the angel, Jace. Do we have a Christmas card? Since when?

[Izzy]
Since this moment, I guess

[Simon]
AM I ON THE CHRISTMAS CARD?

[Jace]
Unfortunately, no. My camera couldn't perceive bullshit

[Alec]
That. Was. Hilarious.

[Clary]
What about me? Am I on the Christmas card? I'm your girlfriend after all

[Jace]
Of course, Clary

[Simon]
Can someone remind me why I'm still hanging out with you guys?

[Magnus]
Can someone remind me too?

[Izzy]
Because the two of you love us more than anything on this earth

[Magnus]
That can be discussed

Besides, Malec, who do you ship with who? Comment😘 -Mathilda

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