SHADOWHUNTERS

Chapter 81.

Raphael added Clary, Magnus, Alec, Jace, Simon and Izzy to a group chat

[Raphael]
Can someone explain to me why the hell I found Simon passed out on the floor at Hotel Dumort this morning?

[Jace]
I may have challenged him to a drinking game last night at a party

[Simon]
In my defence, I think Jace has a rune that makes him tolerate more

[Izzy]
You guys are so immature. A drinking game? Seriously? How old are you? 12?

[Jace]
On a scale from 1-10? Yes

[Alec]
I taught you that line, bitch!

[Raphael]
Just promise me that I never will find Simon passed out on the floor again

[Clary]
Admit it Raphael, you like having Simon over at Hotel Dumort

[Izzy]
#SAPHAEL ♡

[Raphael]
No, I don't

[Simon]
Good, because I don't like being there with you either

[Jace]
Keep lying to yourselves guys, it won't get you anywhere in life though

[Raphael]
Magnus, tell them to fuck off

[Magnus]
Sorry, what?

[Raphael]
You adopted me and as my adoptive father, you have to take care of me

[Magnus]
Is it too late for an abortion?

[Alec]
By the angel, I hope not. Does this mean that he's mine too?

[Raphael]
Alec, I'm never in my whole life going to call you dad. It's not going to happen

[Magnus]
That would be weird since you don't even call me that

[Izzy]
That's bullshit! #PapaMagnus

[Jace]
I don't know what happened to this conversation, but I find it hilarious

[Clary]
Magnus, why not adopt Simon too? They say two wrongs can make a right

[Raphael]
...

[Simon]
What do you say, Raphael? Do you want to be my baby brother?

[Raphael]
I'm about 400 years older than you, you retarded piece of trash

[Magnus]
Raphael, enough!

[Simon]
That's right, loser! Listen to daddy!

[Clary]
...

[Jace]
Simon, you did not just say that

[Magnus]
I can't even come up with an answer to that sentence

[Simon]
I'm going to kill myself

Simon left the group chat

[Raphael]
Magnus, this is exactly why I should be the only child

[Izzy]
You're not a child, Raphael

[Magnus]
Trust me, he damn acts like one

[Raphael]
You took me in for a reason, Bane. You love me ♡

[Magnus]
That can be discussed

[Alec]
Raphael, know your place in the line. Magnus loves me more and you know it

[Raphael]
I know my place in the line, Shadowhunter. It's in the front

[Magnus]
More like in the back

[Raphael]
What?

[Magnus]
What?

[Izzy]
I can't stop laughing. This is the funniest thing that ever happened to me

[Clary]
Then you haven't been through a lot of fun things in this world, Izzy

[Jace]
Clary, can you really blame her? She's related to Alec

[Alec]
SCREW YOU, JACE!

Hey guys😘 How are you all doing? I feel even worse than I did this morning, but I try to stay positive

I love you all so much and thanks for always supporting me❤️

STAY AWESOME

-Mathilda

(Have you guys seen the last episode of Teen Wolf? I cried like a baby when it ended and I can't believe that I don't see my favourite pack anymore😭 I just want to thank everyone in that show that have helped me through everyday and I also want to thank the Teen Wolf fandom❤️)