Hamilton OneShots

Science Class

I got inspiration while in science class so yeah... enjoy.

Thomas sat at his desk, quietly tapping his pencil on his thigh as he listened to his teacher rant about God knows what. He never really had a care for science, often he would copy notes from James, who knew of Thomas' disinterest in the subject.

You see, Thomas was pretty much the class clown. Always making jokes, whenever he could. Today was no exception.

"Alright class, today's lesson is on the viscosity of fluids. Can anyone tell me what viscosity is?" The teacher asked.

James tentatively raised his hand. Not wanting to answer because Thomas was sitting next to him.

"Yes, James?"

James took a breath before responding quietly to the question. No one heard him... no one... except Thomas.

"Thomas can you repeat what he said for us please?"

Thomas smirked.

"Yes sir. He said that viscosity is the measurement of how thick or thin a fluid is. The thicker it is, the higher the viscosity and vice versa. Which means my dick is very viscous!"

The class erupted in laughter. James punched Thomas' shoulder and blushed slightly.

"Oh yeah, James would know ALL about the thickness of your dick Thomas!" Alexander shouted from the other side of the room.

James blushed harder and sank down in his chair. The teacher sighed in defeat. Knowing he had lost control of the classroom. Why? Why did he bother teaching if the class wasn't gonna listen?

"Oh yeah, and John Laurens knows all about how small your dick is Hamilton." Thomas retorted.

More laughter erupted from the class, Alexander turned in his seat to look at Thomas. The two had... a bit of a hatred for each other.

"Yeah? Well at least I'm not the poster child for abortions." Alexander shot back. The class fell silent. Knowing an insult war was on.

"At least I'm not the poster child for why orphanages exist."

And with those words, Thomas stepped WAYYYYY over the line. Alexander stood up.

"You think you're so cool Thomas. You think you're sooo amazing and that everyone loves you. Well the only way you're getting laid is if you crawl up a chickens' ass and wait."

"I'm sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face." Thomas shoots back.

"I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works."

And so they continued on and on. Long past the end of science class. Not that anyone cared. The class was laughing their asses off and James was begging Thomas to stop.

At the end of the school day, James grabbed Thomas and physically dragged him out of the classroom. No one won the insult war. But everyone had a good laugh.

So did the teacher.

I hope you enjoyed that short one shot and the petty insults. Have a nice day or night!

Also, I'm gonna start putting my favourite comment on each story. So leave your comments and if I really like it, I'll make it "Comment of the week" or something and give you a shoutout.

-Savannah