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Reunion

Nikko stood face to face with a reanimated Ukimora. "So even you," he said, avoiding eye-contact with his former lover.

"Yes, Nikko My Love, even me," Ukimora said. He rushed forward.

Nikko threw himself to the side. He threw a marked kunai at Ukimora. Ukimora caught the kunai and threw it back at Nikko. Nikko caught the kunai.

"Behind you," Hanime said from behind Nikko, "Blood Style: Blood Sword."

Nikko whirled around and blocked Hanime's sword. The young Otsutsuki clapped his hands together. "Summoning Jutsu," he said.

Hanime's corpse appeared beside Nikko. It got up.

"So you turned my corpse into one of your own Pains, did you?" Hanime asked.

Nikko nodded and Hanime Pain got back-to-back with him. Nikko threw himself toward Ukimora. Hanime Pain threw himself toward Hanime.

Hanime ducked under his corpse's black rod. He hit his corpse with the Nuibari while Nikko was busy protecting his own body from Ukimora's Secret Lightning Technique: The Shocker.

Nikko sighed. The time has come, he thought. He formed the snake hand sign. "Gedo Art of Rinne Rebirth!"

* * *

Hanime looked at his hands. "I'm alive again?"

Nikko, panting from chakra exhaustion, nodded. "Welcome back. Now, I just—" The boy fell to the ground, unconscious.

Hanime looked to Ukimora. The young ANBU was still a reanimation. Hanime rushed forward and kicked the reanimation back before he could kill Nikko.

The boy sliced his hand open. "Blood Splatter." Thousands of droplets of blood lurched into the air from Hanime's hand. "Blood Style: Crimson Spiderweb."

The Spiderweb took hold of Ukimora. Hanime formed several hand signs, then spit blood from his mouth almost like he was doing a fire style jutsu. "Blood Style: Crimson Seal."

"Thank you," Ukimora said before being sealed away.

Hanime sighed and sat down beside Nikko. "Thanks, buddy," he said, "We need to catch up sometime."

Nikko shifted in his sleep. He breathed one word, "Food."

"Hungry, huh?" Hanime asked, "I'll buy you whatever you want when you wake up."

Yakama dropped into the forest clearing. "Hanime?" she asked, "Is that really you? Not a reanimation?"

Hanime nodded. "Long time, no see," he said, "How are you?"

"I've been good," she said, "Did Nikko tell you about us?"

"What about you two?" Hanime asked.

"He kissed me," Yakama said, "We're dating now. At least, we would be if we weren't at war."

Hanime perked up at that. "War?"

"With the masked man," Yakama said.

Hanime stayed silent. He rose to his feet and picked up Nikko. "Let's get him to a medic then," Hanime said.

The boy followed Yakama to one of the army camps. They dropped Nikko into the medic's tent. Hanime and Yakama didn't leave until Nikko woke up.

* * *

When Nikko did wake, it was with confusion. "What happened?" he asked.

"You revived me," Hanime said, "Then you passed out from a lack of chakra."

Nikko nodded. "Sounds like something I would do," he said. He sat up and rubbed his head. "So, uh, where's Ukimora?"

"You didn't revive him," Hanime said, "I sealed him away."

Nikko sighed. "I see," he said, "Very well then. I'd best get back to work." The boy stood. "It's off to Gaara's company with me."