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Madara Awakened

Nikko narrowed his eyes when Naruto arrived. He, Hanime, and Yakama had sealed the Raikage and were battling Mu. The Fourth Company had been watching in awe as the Akatsuki trio battled.

The young Otsutsuki sighed. "Stay behind me," he said, "I'll—" He gasped and whirled around. Mu had summoned Madara. This chakra, he thought, It's so. . . powerful.

Nikko's eyes widened when he saw Madara. He began to back away slowly. "He's so much stronger than me," he said.

Madara looked to Nikko. "Rinnegan, hmm?" he asked.

Nikko pointed his palm at Madara. "Almighty Push!" he yelled.

Madara didn't budge. "Sorry, but those eyes you got from Nagato are mine," he said, "I know their tricks."

Nikko narrowed his eyes and threw himself toward Madara. Hanime and Yakama followed. Madara ducked under Nikko's attack and blocked Hanime's. He burned Yakama's paper shuriken with Fire Style: Majestic Destroyer Flame.

Madara grabbed Nikko by the throat. "If I weren't a reanimation, I'd take your eyes," Madara said, "However, I'll do this instead." He placed Nikko into a genjutsu.

Hanime and Yakama fell back, taking Nikko with them. Despite their best efforts, they couldn't free Nikko from the genjutsu.

The rest of the Company rushed forward. They roared as they charged. Madara ducked under a sword and jumped over a headhunter jutsu. He stabbed the person in the ground. Someone threw a boom shuriken at him and he caught it.

Madara pulled the paper bomb from the kunai and attached it to a Cloud shinobi. He then kicked the shinobi away as he threw the kunai back at the one who threw it at him.

Hanime sliced his hand open and formed a Blood Sword. He rushed toward Madara. Madara's eyes threw himself aside and grabbed Hanime's wrist. Hanime smiled and became a pool of blood.

"Blood Style: Blood Clone," Madara said, "Interesting." He whirled around and caught Hanime's sword on his own. Hanime grit his teeth and swung for Madara's neck.

Madara ducked and threw himself into Hanime. Hanime coughed up blood and flew back. Yakama caught him and launched paper shuriken at Madara.

Madara dodged the shuriken and killed a Sand shinobi. Yakama and Hanime rushed into the fray. The redhead swung a fist at Madara, who simply ducked under the attack.

Yakama rushed forward and stabbed at him with a paper spear. The girl sidestepped Madara's sword and stabbed for him again. Madara caught the spear and ripped it in half. Hanime drove his Blood Sword forward.

It pierced Madara's side.

Hanime's eyes widened. It worked? he thought.

Madara locked eyes with Hanime. "Do you want to dance?" he asked.

A blast of fire knocked Madara away.

Nikko had freed himself of the genjutsu and had entered Sage Mode. "Thanks, Kurama," Nikko said. He looked to Madara. "Who are you?"

Madara smirked. "I am Madara Uchiha."

Nikko's eyes widened. Two Madaras? He clapped his hands together. "Summoning Jutsu!"

The multi-headed dog appeared. Nikko jumped onto the dog's back. "Let's go," he said, forming an Elemental Devastation.

The dog rushed forward. Nikko jumped from the dog when Madara kicked the beast with his Susanoo. He threw his Elemental Devastation at Madara.

Madara absorbed the Jutsu.

Nikko gasped when he saw Madara's eyes. "Rinnegan," he whispered.

"You have too much energy," Madara said.

Nikko grit his teeth and formed a black receiver. He rushed Madara then. Madara smiled and Nikko slid to a halt. He looked to the sky.

He pointed a palm at the meteor falling from the sky. "Almighty Push!" he yelled. The meteor slowed.

Five.

Onoki flew to the meteor.

Four

Gaara raised sand up to slow the meteor.

Three.

"Lightened Boulder Jutsu!" Onoki yelled.

Two.

Gaara let out a roar of effort.

One.

Nikko raised his palm to the meteor. "Almighty Push!"

The meteor stopped.

"Well done," Madara said, "Now. . . what will you do about the second one?"

Nikko gasped as the second meteor appeared and collided with the first. Then, all hell broke loose.