Baby Sasuke

SAKURA'S DATE SASKUE SADNESS

(the next day)
Saskue=mmm asuma.
Asuma=saskue did auntie hina leave.
Saskue=yeah.
Asuma=my mommy is coming to get me today.
Saskue=yeah that wat hina say.
Sakura=hey guys.
Saskue=sakuwa.
Sakura=hey saskue did you sleep good.
Saskue=yeah.
Sakura=and asuma how about you did you sleep good.
Asuma=yes.
Sakura=good who wants breakfast
Saskue=me do.
Asuma=me to.
Sakura=okay then(lowers crib gate) okay lets go.
Saskue=how she do that.
Asuma=dont know.
(in the kitchen)
Sakura=(puts them in playpen)okay wait here while  I  go make you some pancakes.
Saskue=yay pancakes.
Asuma=saskue wan pway wif my toy.
Saskue=oh sakuwa whew my new toys.
Sakura=they are in the corner right there.
Saskue=yay.
Asuma=can  I  pway to.
Saskue=yeah you pway wif dinosaur.
Asuma=yay otay roar  I  am going to eat your ninja.
Saskue=no me use ninja things wike umm.
Sakura=hey saskue  I  was thinking since you were good  I  will take you to the candy store.
Saskue=yay whew nawootoe. Sakura=sleeping still.
Saskue=me go wakey him up.
(in naruto room)
Saskue=hey nawootoe.
Naruto=(ugh)
Saskue=(jumps on naruto stomach)wakey upsie sunnys upsie nawootoe.
Naruto=saskue  I  don't wanna wake up.
Saskue=(shakes naruto)but sunnys upsie.
Naruto=the sun could be doing the dougie  for all  I  care  I  am sleepy.
Saskue=no people gets upsie when sunnys upsie.
Naruto=but its the weekend. Saskue=hmm oh if get upsie make wamen.
Naruto=did you say ramen. Saskue=yeah.
Naruto=lets go.
Saskue=okay
(in the kitchen)
Naruto=were is the ramen hey wait there is no ramen here saskue you lied.
Saskue=you no wakey upsie so sakuwa say wamen is hewe.
Naruto=grr.
Sakura=asuma want some cereal.
Asuma=yeah wan cereal  I  wan umm that one.
Sakura=okay(pours bowl of cereal) here.
Asuma=thank you.
Saskue=me to.
Sakura=okay(pours an bowl for saskue).
Saskue=ank you.
Sakura=your welcome oh yeah asuma your mom said she coming later so you want to go toy shopping.
Asuma=yeah wike toy!!!!!!!.
Sakura=okay hurry up and finish then we can go.
Saskue=yay.
(in the store)
Naruto=hey sakura saskue  I  got the milk and..What's wrong with saskue.
Sakura=he is pouting and he is on the verge of an tantrum.
Naruto=really  I  want to see.
Sakura=naruto that is not a good thing!
Cashier=that will be 29 dollars.
Sakura=here you go okay everybody lets go home.
(at the mansion)
Sakura=saskue been hiding under his blanket for an while now should we talk to him.
Naruto=yeah you go ahead  I  am going to eat some ramen.
Sakura=okay...(walks to saskue)hey saskue.
Saskue=....Sakuwa why you going again you stay hewe.
Sakura= I  can't cancel my date with sai.
Saskue=nooo sakuwa pwease dont go.
Sakura=saskue please I can't t cancel.
Saskue=no no no no no  no no no no no no!!!!!!
Sakura=saskue calm down.
Saskue=(sniff sniff)
Sakura=oh  I  got to get ready look saskue we will talk later. ...
Saskue=no sakuwa can't go  wif the man he not good daddy wike nawootoe.
Asuma=saskue wan pway. Saskue=asuma wets pway game we put thwese thingy(points at boxes)an put it thewe(points at front door).
Asuma=okay.
(20 minutes later)
Saskue=(huff huff)
Asuma=(huff huff)me tiwed.
Saskue=yeah.
Kurunei=hello anybody here.
Asuma=mommy!!!!
Kurunei=asuma hey were you good for your auntie and uncle.
Asuma=yeah mommy strong.
Saskue=yeah how you do dat.
Sakura=kurunei sensei your here to get asuma right.
Kurunei=yes  I  came here to bring my little boy home come here asuma.
Asuma=okay.
Kurunei=(picks up asuma).
Asuma=whoa heh heh mommy  I  missed you.
Kurunei= I  missed you to okay say bye to your auntie and uncle and saskue.
Asuma=bye bye.
Saskue=bye. ....
Sakura=okay now what else do  I  need for my date were going out in a high edge fancy place.
Saskue=otay haf put thingy thewe.
(50 minutes later)
Saskue=(huff huff)tiwed but sakuwa can't go wif man(yawn)tiwed(goes to sleep)zzzzzzzzz.
Sakura=okay almost ready just going to get my jacket huh(sees saskue sleeping)wonder what got him all worn out(notices the boxes stacked up at the front door)saskue you really don't want me to go don't you.
Saskue=zzzzzzz.
Sakura=(picks up saskue)
Saskue=mmmm
(snuggles to sakura)
(in saskue room)
(sakura dresses saskue in his footies pj and kisses saskue forehead).
Saskue=huh(sees sakura leaving)sakuwa.
Sakura=saskue  I 'm about to go so be good and  I  love you.
Saskue=nooo sakuwa no go. Sakura=saskue listen  I  have to  I  can't just leave  sai we have an whole night together okay so can you please be good.
Saskue=.. Yea.
Sakura=okay love you saskue.
(leaves room)
Saskue=she don move thingy dey big so sakuwa don go wif man(hears door open)huh(looks out window).
Sai=hey sakura.
Sakura=okay sai  I 'm ready  I  made the reservation.
Sai= I  got the money lets go.
Saskue=no(climbs out crib and falls)ow.
(saskue rushes to the front door as fast as he can and once he was there he tried to jump up and reach the doorknob but his small body would not let him so he started to cry as he kept on jumping)
(outside)
Sakura=okay bye naruto.
Naruto=later sakura  I  will take care of saskue.
Saskue=no sakuwa!!!(bangs on door)
Sakura=(sighs) I  feel guilty leaving saskue.
Sai=don't worry he is alright see your just worried about nothing.
Sakura=yeah your right plus naruto is there taking care of him.
Sai=nothing to worry about.
(in the mansion)
Saskue=noo sakuwa
(bangs on door)ahhhhhhh sakuwa!!!!!!!!!!!
(outside)
Naruto=wow sakura was right saskue is rampaging in there(opens door).
(inside the mansion)
Naruto=time for bed little guy.
Saskue=bud whewe sakuwa wan sakuwa.
Naruto=ummmm(picks up saskue)
Saskue=down down!!!
(with that said saskue starts thrashing in naruto graps)
Naruto=stop that.
(in saskue room)
Naruto=she is on her date she already left.
Saskue=nooo she stay no go wif man.
Naruto=she will be back okay so go to sleep.
(leaves room)
.......
Saskue=waaaaaaaaaaaaaah no no no(stomps on crib bed)waaaaah(hits crib wooden bar)...Ow ow(falls on back)(kicks feet) waaaaaaaaah sakuwa no go!!!!!!
Naruto=saskue stop throwing an fit sakura had an date she just can't drop it because you want her here she is always here or on mission let her have some fun. Saskue=waaaaaaaah(cough cough)waaaaaaah(punches pillow)waaaaaaaaaaah. Naruto=(picks up saskue)shh stop crying
Saskue=(hits naruto's chest repeatedly)sakuwa sakuwa!!!!!
Naruto=dang it what will sakura do to calm down saskue when he is this fussy hmm(puts saskue over  his shoulder and rubs his back).
Saskue=(sniff sniff)sakuwa.
Naruto=okay its working. Saskue=mmm.
Naruto=better.
Saskue=(nod).
Naruto=(wipes saskue tears)okay want to do something.
Saskue=(nod)
Naruto=okay.
(in the living room)
Naruto=okay sit there and  I  will get you something to eat okay.
Saskue=(nod)
Naruto=okay(walks to the kitchen).
Saskue=(sniff sniff)(sob sob)sakuwa.
Naruto=oh no hey saskue don't cry anymore alright just calm down and  I  will be right back.
Saskue=nawootoe no weave.
Naruto= I  won't okay  I  will be in the kitchen.
Saskue=(nod).
(in the kitchen)
Naruto=okay now what to give him hmm spagetti   I  will just heat it up.
(ding)
Naruto=done now to give it to saskue.
(in the living room)
Saskue=...(stares at food) naruto=come on you have to eat.
Saskue=....
Naruto=come on saskue you love spagetti it has tomato in it you love those.
Saskue=....
(so saskue ate his food)
Saskue=....
Naruto=(picks up saskue)whats wrong with you  I  should check to see does grandma know  I  guess  I  should call her(pulls out phone and dials tsunade's number)hey grandma  I  need to ask you something.
Tsunade=sure ask away.
Naruto=okay saskue is not eating not sleeping he just sitting in silence.
Tsunade=when did all this start.
Naruto=the time sakura left.
Tsunade=hmm what else.
Naruto=thats it is he sick or something.
Tsunade=no he is just not use to seeing her with another boy he acknowledges you and sakura as his parents.
Naruto=okay.
Saskue=....
Naruto=(should  I  talk to him)umm okay saskue are you sad.
Saskue=...Yeah.
Naruto=okay so whats wrong.
Saskue=...Sakuwa weave again an me wan her home an not wif the man cause me no wan new daddy.
Naruto=new me  I  guess  I  am like an dad to him okay so why don't you like sai he is an nice guy.
Saskue=he mak sakuwa weave me again an me won nawootoe an sakuwa hewe.
Naruto=come on saskue you can't just make sakura not go.
Saskue=(sniff sniff)bud sakuwa go to weave wif da man an won come back.
Naruto=she will but just not now. Saskue=waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah sakuwa!!!!!!
Naruto=saskue its okay(pats saskue back).
Saskue=(sniff sniff)
Naruto=come on lets watch an movie.
(in the living room)
Naruto=what movie you want to watch.
Saskue=...(points to wow wow wubbzy)
Naruto=okay(puts wow wow wubbzy in the dvd player)okay.
Saskue=nawootoe ou stay wif me?
Naruto=yes  I  will stay with you.
Saskue=(sits in naruto lap)otay prouwmise.
Naruto=promise.
Saskue=pinky prouwmise(holds out pinky finger)
Naruto=umm sure yeah(holds out pinky finger).
Saskue=(cuddles to naruto)otay.
Naruto=lets get some popcorn
(in the kitchen)
Naruto=okay we just put this bag in the microwave saskue watch this.
Saskue=nawootoe me wan upsie.
Naruto=oh right(picks up saskue)see look(shows saskue microwave)
(the popcorn was popping in the microwave)
Saskue=whoa heh heh heh.
Naruto= I  guess he forgot about sakura.
Saskue=nawootoe the thingie dob.
Naruto=okay(grabs popcorn bag)lets go.
(in the living room)
Naruto=okay lets play the movie here saskue have some popcorn.
Saskue=hmm(eats popcorn)mmm (bleh)eww icky.
Naruto= I  have to put in the butter and salt.
(pours butter and salt)there now try.
Saskue=hmm(eats popcorn)mmm good.
Naruto=see now lets watch this movie.
Saskue=ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wubbzy funny(eats popcorn)
(9 hours later)
Saskue=zzzzzzz.
Naruto=zzzzzzz.
(outside)
Sakura=bye sai.
Sai=later sakura. ...
Sakura=my god  I  never knew sai was such an party animal  I  thought he was up tight.
(in the mansion)
Sakura=hey guys huh(sees saskue sleeping on top of naruto)
Saskue=zzzzzzz.
Naruto=(snore loudly)
Sakura=aww thats sweet(grabs cover and cover naruto and saskue).
Sakura=night you two.