Baby Sasuke

Sai Babysits Saskue

(In saskue room)
Sakura=well this is going to be tough to tell saskue.
Naruto=yeah but everybody who would babysit him is busy.
Saskue=huh nawootoe.
Naruto=hey little guy guess what somebody awesome is going to be with you today while me and sakura leave for an little.
Saskue=super man!
Naruto=no.
Saskue=Spider man!
Naruto=no.
Saskue=Batman!
Naruto=Batman that sounds awesome!!!!!!....I mean no.
Saskue=oh oh me me know spongebob wan spongebob so we pway and mess wif squidward.
Naruto=nope.
Saskue=who?
Naruto=umm well .
Sai=its me sai. ...
Saskue=(sharigan activates)nooo!!!!!! No no no no no no!!!!
Sakura=saskue calm down.
Saskue=no no wike him wan go wif you no wan wif man!!!
Sai=hurtful  I  didnt think you hated me that much.
Saskue=deal wif it!! Sakura=saskue(shocked)
Saskue=no wike him no wan him hewe!!!
(black fire started to surround saskue)
Sakura=okay hey saskue  I  am going to let you cool down for an little guys come on.
(the two grown men in the room  said yes not wanting to face the toddler saskue and his eternal mangekyo sharigan)
Saskue=no sakuwa wan out wan out waaaaaaaaaaah(susano activates) waaaaaaaaaaaah.
Sakura=(closes door and place seal on it to keep it from breaking)
(boom boom).
Sakura=there.
Sai=are you kidding he could kill me and he hates me.
Sakura=you will be okay we lived.
(in saskue room)
Saskue=(humph)
sakura=saskue we have to... Oh yeah wait(gets eye drops)medicine saskue. Saskue=but no wike id.
Sakura=you have to remember.
Saskue=otay sakuwa.
Sakura=(drops an drip of eye drop on saskue sharigan)
Saskue=(whimper).
Sakura=see that wasnt hard.
Saskue=...
Naruto=hey sakura we got to get going.
Sakura=bye saskue be good for sai.
Saskue=...
Sakura=saskue will you be good.
Saskue=(mumble)
Sakura=saskue uchiha.
Saskue=yes me be good boy sakuwa.
Sakura=good(kisses saskue on his  forehead)bye saskue.
Naruto=bye saskue don't do anything that will hurt sai in anyway okay.
Saskue=heh heh otay nawootoe bye bye.
Naruto=later. ...
Sai=so what do you want to do.?
Saskue=nothin.
Sai=oh...Are you hungry  I  can make you breakfast if you want.
Saskue=nod hungwy no wan fewd(stomach growl)(blushes)
Sai=your sure you don't want any breakfast.
Saskue=no no wanna ead fewd id icky!!!(stomach growl)tummy shud ub.
Sai= I  will be right back.
(sai came back a minute later with a bowl of cereal)
Sai=here you go.
Saskue=(no wike him he mak sakuwa weave an he mak nawootoe weave so me mak da man weave)(stomach growls)(bud me hungwy  otay me eat fewd)
(saskue sat down and ate the bowl of cereal while dropping some on the floor.
Sai=see its good.
Saskue=(hmm how do me mak man weave...Oh me go poopy in daipy an he change my daipy an me thow daipy an he ged stinky)heh heh.
Sai=what.
Saskue=nothin
(a/n uh oh little saskue got something planed for sai wow this wont end well for sai will it)
Saskue=(otay me go poopy)
(saskue was practically straining himself to do his little plan but he could not do it)
Sai=saskue you okay
Saskue=yeah.
Sai=( I  think he is constipated)  (sai gets his phone and dials sakura's numbers)
Sai=hey sakura  I  think saskue is constipated what should  I  do...Get the laxatives in the drawer okay got them and give one piece of it to saskue okay(takes piece of chocolate laxative and hands it to saskue)here eat this.
Saskue=hmm wat dat?
Sai=umm chocolate.
(saskue eats the chocolate  laxatives)...
(my tummy huwt)(groans).
(saskue kept on holding his stomach till a minute later   there was a flatulence heared then saskue squated down and that is when everything happens )
Sai=(sniff sniff)okay it worked (whew) okay now  I  have to change saskue's diaper...Never thought  I  will ever say that okay(lifts up the said toddler)lets get you cleaned up.
Saskue=(otay now me mak man weave)
(in saskue room)
Sai=okay just pull off your pjs and now for the diaper and.
Saskue=(gets up and throws diaper)
Sai=huh oh crap(sai then drew his sword and cuts the diaper)aw man my sword it took me an month to save up to buy it oh well  I  will just clean it.
Saskue=(he ninja)
Sai=whoa there little guy with that throwing arm you can be an great ninja with those skills or play baseball.
Saskue=(shud ub).
Sai=okay now done changing your diaper what do you want to do.
Saskue=(grr)don wan ou hewe me be awone wif out you.
Sai=heh heh cute(rubs the top of saskue head)but you can't stay by yourself.
Saskue=why!!
Sai=many reasons.
Saskue=(grr)(stomps away)
Sai=where are you going.
Saskue=my room.
Sai=to do what?
Saskue=nothin.
Sai=you know  I  can't leave you on your own so I am coming with you.
Saskue=No go away!!
Sai=Hmm you use your diaper again you peed.
Saskue=no..(me peed)wan sakuwa.
Sai=(dials on phone)here.
Sakura=hello.
Saskue=sakuwa.
Sakura=oh hey saskue is there something wrong.
Saskue=home sakuwa pwease.
Sakura= I  can't saskue not right now  I  can be back in an little bit by lunch
Saskue=bud sakuwa me peed an ou change daipy.
Sakura=saskue you know if you tell sai he will change you.
Saskue=no don wan him to.
Sakura=look saskue  I  got to go the bad man is here bye.
Saskue=no you gif me new daipy sakuwa...
Sai=so let me change you.
Saskue=(humph)otay.
(one diaper change later)
Sai=there don't you feel better.
Saskue=(humph)(stomps away)
Sai=where are you going?
Saskue=wan be awone.
Sai= I  am coming with you
Saskue=no no growed ub awoud.
Sai=dosen't naruto and sakura go in there and they are grown ups.
Saskue=umm they come to my room cuz they no meanie.
Sai= I  am not mean.
Saskue=you awe meanie.
Sai=saskue what's wrong why don't you like me.
Saskue=you mak sakuwa weave an she won come back cuz you tell sakuwa weave(tears up)an an she won come back an me don wan you be my new daddy nawootoe my daddy an nawootoe be sad when me go weave an go wif you an sakuwa(sniff sniff).
Sai=saskue  I  would never do that to you come on its okay.
Saskue=no!! Weave me awone go away!!!!
Sai=see look  I  am sorry. Saskue=no(runs away and slams the door) .......
Sai=ouch saskue come on don't be like that open the door. ......
(in saskue room)
Sai=hey saskue...Where is he.
Saskue=(he won go away oh)blankey wat do we do mak man go away.
Sai=hmm(notice saskue sticking his feet out from under the covers)hmm where can he be huh hmm(tickles the bottom of saskue foot)
Saskue=heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dob id ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Sai=got you(blows raspberry on saskue stomach).
Saskue=ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha id tickle dob ha ha ha.
Sai=so are you done being an little grumpy uchiha. Saskue=(humph).....Don wike you.
Sai=sure you know you like me now.
Saskue=(humph)no wike you.
Sai=okay then..So lets see after breakfast give you  pediasure milk before you start your day.
Saskue=no bottle dat for babies.
Sai=you have to your going to nap in a little and you can't hold an sippy cup while sleeping.
Saskue=(humph)nod baby(yawn)nod tiwed.
Sai=well its your naptime so time  for bed.
Saskue=no beddy bye.
Sai=saskue come on your tired so go to sleep after that it will be lunch.
Saskue=otay(lifts up arms)upsie
Sai=alright.
(in saskue room)
Sai=okay have an good sleep little guy. Saskue=(humph)zzzzzzzzz.
Sai=when he is not flashing his sharigan at me he is kinda cute. ...
Saskue=....(otay he wittle not meanie).
(in the living room)
Sai=alright then the kid is asleep what should  I  do now...I could play on naruto’s xbox yeah what game hmmm call of duty alright saskue is sleeping so he can not get traumatized by violence heh heh.
(in saskue room)
Saskue=mmm huh.
(boom boom)
Saskue=wat dat(climbs out crib and falls on his butt)owie....No huwt.
(in the living room)
Saskue=wat dat?
Sai=oh hey saskue(pause game) I  thought you were sleeping whats wrong.
Saskue=no sweppy no moe.
Sai=oh alright so what are you doing.
Saskue=bored can me pway game to.
Sai=umm not this game saskue.
Saskue=why!
Sai=its an bad game and it has bad stuff like fighting.
Saskue=otay....Awe you ninja wike sakuwa an nawootoe.
Sai=yes why ask.
Saskue=me wan be ninja.
Sai=(just  like always huh saskue)alright then so halloween is coming up what do you want to be. Saskue=hmmm dunno sakuwa wanna me be ducky bud dat for babies oh me be werewolf an get lots candy.
Sai=ain’t that so.
Saskue=yeah....(curse mark appears)ow!
Sai=whats wrong.
Saskue=this huwt wot(points to his shoulder).
Sai=let me(takes off top half of saskue’s pj’s and notice the curse mark)oh no.
Saskue=wat? It bad.
Sai=umm how long did you have this.
Saskue=umm a meanie men was try to take me to a place sakuwa an nawootoe auntie an untle beat him up an buggy bite me.
Sai=an bug huh or an snake. Saskue=dunno?
Sai=okay then I need to tell sakura(dials number)hey sakura saskue has been in pain and when  I  went to check he has the curse mark the one he had before.
Sakura=what we will be right there naruto come on.
(10 minutes later)
Sakura=sai.
Sai=sakura see look the curse mark.
Naruto=no not again  I  wont let this happen.
Saskue=wat?.
Sakura=saskue do you feel weird.
Saskue=no why? Sakura=just asking. Saskue=(sakuwa won tell me again humph)sakuwa wat wrong.
Sakura=nothing dont worry its okay.
Naruto=yeah its all good.
Sai=Should  I  go.
Sakura=oh yeah you can see you tommorow sai.
Sai=later bye saskue.
Saskue=(humph)
Sakura=saskue be nice.
Saskue=bye meanie man.
Sakura=well its close.
Sai=later.