Baby Sasuke

Super Bowl XLIX

5:30 pm
(in the naruto's mancave)
(every year naruto along with kiba, neji, choji,shikamaru,rocklee ,sai,kakashi,iruka,tsunade,and guy all come together for a special event the super bowl so with some help naruto turned one of the spare rooms in the uchiha mansion into a mancave there was food all lined up from pizza to chips cake's etc and also soda's and...Beer)
Naruto=let get this game started.
(naruto was dressed in a seahawks jearsy with the number fifteen on it he also has a pair of jeans on with blue and green sneakers he also has black war paint on his face)
Naruto=alright nothing cannot ruin this day.
Sakura=well...
Naruto=(sighs) what.
Sakura=let saskue be with you.
Naruto=no way the super bowl is a sacred time of eating cheering and a all manly man event it is not a time of diaper's bottles and whining.
Sakura=you have to  I  have something important to do.
Naruto=like what.
Sakura=don't worry now watch saskue or  I 'll make you go to another place for the game and  I  can turn this room into a spa.
Naruto=fine.
(sakura brought in saskue he was wearing  a football costume a literal football)
Saskue=nawootoe me pway wif ou.
Naruto=wait first of all if he is hanging with me that outfit gotta go.
Sakura=what it's cute.
Naruto=no way he looks stupid.
Saskue=wat dat?
Naruto=uhh.
Sakura=fine  I 'll change his clothes.
Naruto=no  I  will.
(naruto picked up saskue and got his car keys and went outside)
....
(twenty minutes later)
(when naruto came back saskue had on a seahawks jearsy with war paint on his face and helped him put on his jeans and his shoes)
Sakura= I  liked his other costume it was  cute.
Naruto=that's the problem it's to cute and not manly.
Sakura=alright  I  got errands to run so don't get to crazy.
Naruto=we won't.
Sakura=bye saskue  I  will be back okay and make sure naruto don't break our house okay.
Saskue=otay.
Sakura=good and naruto nobody else can come in this house because things get crazy on days like these.
Naruto=fine.
Sakura=alright bye.
......
Saskue=nawootoe wan pway now?
Naruto=not yet.
(naruto whistles and a few seconds later kiba choji shikamaru and all the other guys got out from their hiding spots)
Naruto=welcome game is starting soon.
Saskue=nawootoe sakuwa say dat dey nod be hewe.
Naruto=we don't tell her that we can tell her that it was just me and you.
Saskue=dat wying nawootoe an sakuwa say wying bad.
Naruto=it's not lying unless she finds out right?
Saskue=uhhh?
Naruto=see now let's watch some football we have all sorts of food you can eat like cake and pizza.
Saskue=me wike pisa!
Naruto= I 'll get you a slice now remember don't tell sakura okay.
Saskue=otay daddy.
Naruto=good now let me grab you some food.
(after naruto got a plate of pizza and cake...
(a/n heh that rhymed)
(and naruto also filled up saskue sippy cup with soda a idea he will regret later)
Naruto=there food has been served.
Kiba=naruto game is about to start!
Naruto=oh man here  I  come.
(naruto sat on the couch with saskue sitting next to him)
Saskue=gwanma!
Tsunade=huh oh hi saskue how is my favorite grandson.
Saskue=wat dat gwanma?
Tsunade=that's football.
Saskue=what dey do gwanma?
Tsunade=well it's complicated in ways but what the team has to do is is to get the ball over there and that team has to get the ball over there.
Naruto=alright they are about to do the coin flip  I  bet seahawks.
Kiba=a dollar for patriots.
(after the coin toss patriots got first kick off)
Naruto=dang here.
(kiba took the dollar from naruto)
Choji=alright the game is about to start.
Naruto=three.
Tsunade=two
Shikamaru=one.
(the game then started)
Naruto=man this is getting good.
Tsunade=saskue are you hungry?
Saskue=(nods)
Tsunade=there is a lot of food if you're hungry we got cake pizza and a lot of other foods.
Saskue=pisa pisa!!
(tsunade got saskue a slice of pizza)
Tsunade=there enjoy that.
(saskue started to eat his pizza which ended up on his clothes more than his mouth)
Naruto=saskue you got your self dirty again dang uh here is some napkins clean yourself up.
.....
Saskue=dunno?
Sai= I  got you.
(sai started to clean saskue face off with the napkins)
Saskue=ank ou.
Sai=no problem.
Naruto=touchdown!!
Kiba=yeah!!
Choji=go seahawks!!
(naruto and kiba chest bumps each other)
(thirty minutes later)
Naruto=half time..... I call bathroom!
Kiba=no way!
Shikamaru=no let me go!
Saskue=nawootoe.
Naruto=yes saskue?
Saskue=daipy.
Naruto= I 'll change you in a little bit but  I  have to go!
Tsunade=aren't you going to change him.
Naruto= I  really have to go.
Tsunade=fine  I 'll do it you just go.
(tsunade lay's saskue down on the couch and starts changing his diaper)
Tsunade=all that pizza really did a number on you and this diaper.
Saskue=heh heh id stinky.
Tsunade=yes it is.
(after tsunade disposed the diaper she cleaned saskue up and put's him in a new diaper)
Tsunade=there all clean.
(so after half time the game started again)
Naruto=there everybody good bathroom break aside good now let's enjoy the game.
Saskue=(yawn)nawootoe me sweepy.
Naruto=then fall asleep.
Saskue=stowy.
Naruto=a story can't you go to sleep with out one?
Saskue=stowy!
Naruto=saskue come on!
Saskue=stowy stowy stowy!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Kiba=naruto do something!
Choji=make him stop!
Naruto=okay  I 'll read you a story.
Saskue=(sniff)
(in saskue's room)
(naruto took off saskue's shoes and his pants and just left him in his diaper and his shirt and grabbed the shortest book he could find)
Naruto=once upon a time yeah yeah yeah then big bad wolf kisses the girl and goes to never land the end goodbye have a nice nap.
(naruto left the room and closed the door and dashed back to his mancave)
Naruto=did  I  miss anything?
Kiba=oh the teams started fighting it was awesome.
Naruto=what!
Sai=yeah it was great you totally missed  it.
Naruto=grr  I  can't believe  I  missed it!
.....
Saskue=nawootoe!
Naruto=dang it what now.
Sai= I 'll go this time.
Naruto=you're a life saver.
(in saskue's room)
Sai=hey there little guy what's wrong.
Saskue=t thidew!
Sai=...What?
Saskue=thidew thidew!
(saskue points at the thing he was scared of and it was a spider)
Sai=oh a spider you don't have to be scared of it look.
(sai let's the spider crawl into his hands and he opens a window and let's the spider climb outside)
Sai=see.
Saskue=thidew nod bad?
Sai=some are and others not so much.
Saskue=oh...Nawootoe mad ad sake.
Sai=mad why would he be mad at you?
Saskue=daddy wan see ball an nod me.
Sai=hmm alright  I  will be right back.
(in the mancave)
Sai=you.
Naruto=me.
Sai= I  need to talk to you.
Naruto=can it wait till after the game.
Sai=no.
(sai grabs naruto and walks to the hallway)
Naruto=what's the big idea!
Sai= I  have to talk to you about saskue.
Naruto=what about him.
Sai=he thinks you're mad at him.
Sai=he said you care more about that game then him.
Naruto=oh..I guess  I  have  I 'll talk to him after the...
Sai=now.
Naruto=or now works to.
(in saskue's room)
Naruto=hey there little guy.
Saskue=nawootoe.
Naruto= I  heared you wanted me.
Saskue=uhhh...Uh s stowy.
Naruto=you want me to read a story to you.
Saskue=(nods)
(after naruto read saskue the story sasuke was now sure naruto was not mad at him)
Naruto= I  wasn't mad at you saskue.
Saskue=nod mad.
Naruto=yeah  I  just wanted to watch football but if you want me in here then  I  will stay.
Saskue=otay.
(saskue climbed out of his crib and sat in naruto's lap)
Naruto=so that's how you been getting out of there.
Saskue=(nod)
Naruto= I  guess we need to make the bars higher.
Saskue=nawootoe why da pweple ged huwt ad game?
Naruto=well that's the whole thing about football they tackle each other.
Saskue=bud sakuwa say dat bad.
Naruto=it's okay they all smile and have fun about it.
Saskue=otay.