Baby Sasuke

Sleepover

Saskue=asuma look me haf club house.
Asuma=reawy.
Saskue=yeah see.
(in saskue room)
Saskue=look.
Asuma=cool wet go . Saskue=otay(crawls in club house)
Asuma=(crawls in club house).
Saskue=it big see sakuwa put crib thewe.
Asuma=cool..
(knock knock) sakura=coming.
(in the living room)
Sakura=(opens door)oh hey kuna  hi yuki.
Yuki=hi miss.Sakuwa.
Sakura=your so polite thats so cute.
Kuna=now yuki be good.
Yuki=okay mommy bye .
Kuna=bye see you later. ...
Sakura=okay yuki want an cookie.
Yuki=yes pwease.
Sakura=so polite it soo cute(gets cookie out of jar)here you go.
Yuki=thank you.
Saskue=yuki!
Yuki=hi saskue.
Saskue=c’mon yuki me haf club house.
Yuki=reawy.
Saskue=yeah.
(in saskue room)
Saskue=see.
Yuki=whoa.
Saskue=me an sakuwa did it.
Yuki=otay.
Asuma=hey yuki.
Yuki=hi asuma.
Saskue=wat yall wanna pway.
Yuki=hmmm wan pway umm hide an seek.
Saskue=yeah.
Asuma=yeah wets pway dat game.
Yuki=otay(closes eyes)umm 1 5 10 ummm hmmm mommy say moe ummm 6 weady or not here  I  come hmmm(checks under crib)found you saskue.
Saskue=ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yuki=found you asuma. Asuma=heh heh.
Saskue=heh another game another game.
Yuki=wat game.
Asuma=hmm wan pway wif untle.
Saskue=yeah pway wif nawootoe.
Yuki=who nawootoe.
Saskue=my da umm my dunno.
Yuki=is nawootoe your daddy.
Saskue=no nawootoe nod my daddy my daddy is umm hmm.
Asuma=my daddy died but  I  got my mommy.
Yuki=my mommy hewe an my daddy is doing ninja thingie.
Saskue=me dont haf mommy or daddy hmm nawootoe.
(in the living room)
Naruto=huh guess they are calling me better go.
(in saskue room)
Naruto=huh wow its  an little tent yes saskue. Saskue=nawootoe who my daddy.
Naruto=umm they died in an car crash.
Saskue=they did nawootoe me haf dweam an it say that tachi did.
Naruto=umm hey yall want an snack.
Asuma=snack!!!! Yuki=snack!!!!
Saskue=hmmm.
Naruto=is he glaring at me.
Saskue=....(sharigan activates)
Naruto=whoa.
(in the kitchen)
Saskue=(nawootoe lying sakuwa say who my mommy an daddy is).
Yuki=c’mon saskue. Asuma=yeah c’mon. Saskue=otay.
Sakura=hey guys want an snack.
Toddlers=yeah!!. Sakura=close your eyes(takes out ice cream and ice cream bowls)okay open your eyes.
Asuma=ice cweam!
Yuki=ice cweam!
Saskue=ice cweam! Sakura=(scoops ice cream)here you go. Asuma=yay!
Yuki=thank you.
Saskue=.....
Sakura=hey asuma yuki go play in the club house and eat your ice cream to. Yuki=okay.
Asuma=okay. ..... Sakura=(picks up saskue)saskue whats wrong.
Saskue=sakuwa who my mommy an daddy. Sakura=umm they are umm. Saskue=nawootoe won tell me.
Sakura=saskue  I  cant really say look go play. Saskue=you won tell me!!(humph)(crosses arms)(plops on floor). Sakura=saskue dont pout. Saskue=(humph) sakura=saskue the reason  I  cant tell you is because well its to important okay. Saskue=otay.
Sakura=now go play. Saskue=otay(walks out kitchen).
Sakura=saskue.
(in the hallway) saskue=sakuwa won tell me nawootoe won tell me(humph)me wan see why they cant tell me when they sweppy heh heh.
(in saskue room)
Saskue=hey.
Asuma=hi saskue hewe your ice cweam.
Saskue=ank you(gets bowl)mmm.
Yuki=wat wanna pway. Saskue=hmm asuma wat you wanna pway.
Asuma=hmm daipy. Saskue=daipy?
Yuki=dat not game.
Asuma=no my daipy  I  peed. Saskue=oh..Sakuwa. Sakura=coming....Yes. Saskue=asuma say he peed. Sakura=okay(picks up asuma)lets get you changed.
Asuma=okay.
Yuki=saskue wat you wanna pway.
Saskue=hmmm yuki do you have an daddy.
Yuki=yeah he does ninja thingie dat mommy say bud he gone foe long time.
Saskue=oh me dunno who my mommy an daddy sakuwa an nawootoe won tell me.
Yuki=hmm wets go look for your mommy an daddy. Saskue=how?
Yuki=hewe in your house.
Saskue=otay bud we no go wif out asuma.
Yuki=okay.
Asuma=hey look wat  I  haf.
Saskue=wat.
Yuki=wat.
Asuma=it untle nawootoe ninja head thingie.
Saskue=whoa.
Yuki=whoa.
Naruto=asuma!
Saskue=hide it. Asuma=hewe(toss it to saskue).
Saskue=umm(hides headband in diaper).
Naruto=asuma where is my headband.
Asuma=dunno.
Naruto=hmm. Saskue=(yawn)mmm. Yuki=(yawn).
Asuma=(yawn).
Naruto=time to nap okay(picks up toddlers and puts them in the crib)night(leaves room). Saskue=heh heh otay now see why sakuwa an nawootoe say my mommy an daddy(climbs out crib)heh heh.
(in naruto room)
Saskue=hmm whew nawootoe hmm (sharigan activates)whoa(sees chakra trail)wat dat(follows trail)hmm(sees box). Asuma=saskue.
Saskue=shhh be quwiet you wakey nawootoe.
Asuma=huh okay. Saskue=whew yuki. Yuki=hewe!
Saskue=ahhh!
Naruto=no broth in my ramen why not(snores loudly)zzzzzz.
Asuma=(cover saskue mouth)shhh quwiet. Saskue=(nod). Asuma=(uncovers hand from saskue mouth).
Saskue=yuki you scawed me.
Yuki=heh heh sowy. Asuma=wat dat(points to box).
Saskue=me dunno.
Yuki=its an box.
Saskue=box?
Yuki=you put thingie in thewe.
Asuma=oh saskue it haf thingies wif your mommy an daddy.
Saskue=yeah!. Naruto=(stir)ramen don't go.
Saskue=.....?
Asuma=........?
Yuki=.............? Saskue=nawootoe weird. Asuma=my mommy say nawootoe is a umm dummy
Yuki=heh heh mr.Nawootoe haf funny dweam. Saskue=wets see the thingie.
Yuki=okay(tries to open box)it big.
Asuma=saskue help. Saskue=otay(tries to open box)unnn.
(box open)
Saskue=thewe hmm(digs through bag).
Asuma=see somefing. Saskue=look me found(shows an family portrait  thats shows an 4 month old saskue an 12 year old itachi mikito holding saskue and fugaku standing next to mikito saskue is pulling itachi hair mikito is laughing an itachi is smiling and fugaku has an look of seriousness).
Saskue=id me thewe see. Asuma=yeah.
Yuki=you wittle.
Saskue=yeah me baby.
Asuma=wow.
Saskue=my mommy an daddy(hugs picture)
(lights turn on)
Sakura=what are you guys doing  I  thought naruto put you three down for an nap.
Saskue=sakuwa me wan see my mommy an daddy an me ged id an asuma an yuki wan to help.
Sakura=umm asuma yuki get back in bed  I  need to talk to saskue.
Yuki=okay.
Asuma=okay.
Sakura=...Saskue your mom and dad are not here anymore and they died cause of things.
Saskue=oh(sniff sniff).
Sakura=oh saskue(hugs saskue).
Saskue=sakuwa you be my new mommy.
Sakura=oh ummm why. Saskue=cause umm you no meanie an you gets me yummy food an pway wif me an change my daipy so pwease be my new mommy sakuwa.
Sakura=....Yes saskue  I  will be your new mommy okay.
Saskue=otay......Mommy.
Sakura=okay son now its your nap time so can you go to sleep.
Saskue=otay sakuwa. Sakura=(picks up saskue). Saskue=(cuddles to  sakura)mmmm.
(in saskue room)
Sakura=sweet dreams boys.
(leaves room)
(2 hours later) saskue=mmmm.
Yuki=(yawn) asuma=mmm(rubs eyes) saskue=mmm  me no tiwed. Yuki=how we get out. Saskue=hmm we go thewe an fall bud id huwt. Asuma=otay weady. Saskue=otay(climbs to top of crib and falls down)owie..(sniff sniff)
(waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!
Sakura=saskue whats wrong. Saskue=waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!! Sakura=shhh(picks up saskue and pats his back)saskue  I ’m here its okay now yuki asuma what happen to saskue.
Yuki=...We woke up an wan to get out.
Asuma=so we try to go up high an get out saskue go high and fall down and huwt.
Sakura=okay you should have called me if you needed help okay.
Yuki=(lowers head)sowy asuma=(lowers head)sowey mrs.Sakuwa.
Sakura=its okay now lets get each of you in an new diaper naruto come here.
Naruto=coming...Yeah.
Sakura=help me change the boys diaper.
Naruto=sure fine. Sakura=(lays toddlers on changing table)okay then (sprinkles baby powder and gets new diapers)okay all done.
Saskue=sakuwa me haf to say somefing wif you. Sakura=sure naruto go play with asuma and yuki. Naruto=alright come on. Asuma=okay.
Yuki=okay. ...... Saskue=sakuwa you my new mommy who my new daddy me don wan the man. Sakura=you mean sai. Saskue=yeah me no wan him to be my daddy he not fun an nice wike nawootoe.
Sakura=saskue sai is a nice guy you just  havent meet him yet.
Saskue=no don wan see him. Sakura=(well getting saskue to like sai is going to be tough)okay now go play.
Saskue=otay.
Sakura=...Saskue you found who your parents but he should not know the thing his father tries to do or what itachi did.
(in the living room) naruto=hey get off me  I  am not an jungle gym. Asuma=ha ha ha.
Yuki=heh heh you big
Mr.Nawootoe.
Naruto=sakura need your help here.
Sakura=okay boys who wants spagetti for dinner.
Saskue=me do me do.
Asuma=me to.
Yuki=me to miss.Sakuwa.
Sakura=okay hold on let me cook it okay.
Asuma=okay.
Saskue=otay
Yuki=okay.
Sakura=great now go watch an movie what do yall want to watch.
Saskue=sakuwa wan watch that one(points to afro samurai).
Sakura=no thats an movie that you can not watch.
Saskue=but why.
Sakura=its an grown up movie.
Saskue=but why. Asuma=yeah why.
Sakura=no thats final. Saskue=(humph)wan see dat then(points to cat scratch movie).
Sakura=okay.
(1 hour later) saskue=mmm(rubs eyes). Asuma=(yawn).
Yuki=(yawns)
Sakura=time to get you three to bed but before you go to sleep bath time.
(in the bathroom)
Sakura=okay get in the tub.
Saskue=yay.
Asuma=heh heh(splashes water).
Saskue=(splashes water). Sakura=yuki your turn. Yuki=no(holds on to sakura arm)no wanna ged wet.
Sakura=yuki you kinda hurting my arm.
Yuki=nooo no wanna baff. Sakura=(shakes arms)wow you have an good grip it kinda hurts yuki
Yuki=no saskue splashing an me don wanna get wet.
Sakura=okay saskue stop splashing so yuki can take an bath.
Saskue=otay.
Yuki=hmm.
(20minutes later)
Sakura=time to get out and get you dressed.
(sakura dressed all the toddlers in their pjs)
Sakura=time for bed.
(in saskue room). Sakura=night boys. Saskue=night sakuwa. Yuki=good night miss.Sakuwa.
Asuma=night auntie.
(in the living room)
Naruto=hey sakura  I  just watched afro samurai it was so awesome!
Sakura=heh yeah anyways found your headband. Naruto=where was it. Sakura=...Umm in saskue toy box anyway night(goes to her room) naruto=night(goes to his room).
(in saskue room)
Saskue=....(opens eyes)hmmm(sits up)yuki yuki wakey upsie.
Yuki=mmm(stirs)