Baby Sasuke

Father Son Bonding

Saskue=yay home sakuwa!!...Sakuwa.
Naruto=she is not here remember.
Saskue=oh...(stomach growls)mmm hungwy nawootoe wan yummy food.
Naruto=hmm can't cook so want ramen.
Saskue=no! No wan wamen don wike wamen.
Naruto=what do you want to eat.
Saskue=wan candy an ice cweam.
Naruto=thats not lunch pick something else.
Saskue=spagetti wif mato. Naruto=spagetti huh sure  I  will fix you some.
Saskue=yay otay.
(23 minutes later)
saskue=mmm done it good. Naruto=man  I  am so bored. Saskue=wan pway wif me nawootoe me wan pway toys.
Naruto=no lets do something else like um you wanna take an drive. Saskue=hmm otay(raise arms)upsie nawootoe.
Naruto=sure(picks up saskue)lets go..
(in the car)
Saskue=nawootoe whewe we go.
Naruto=driving around.
Saskue=otay nawootoe.
Naruto=okay now where should we go huh saskue.
Saskue=otay wan  eat me hungwy.
Naruto=but you just ate. Saskue=(humph)oh me wan to pway wif game.
Naruto=what game?
Saskue=umm oh spy game. Naruto=eye spy.
Saskue=yeah me first umm me see somfing umm red.
Naruto=your toy truck.
Saskue=hey you know?
Naruto=cause  I  am an wizard.
Saskue=nuh uh you silly nawootoe.
Naruto=okay now what else
Saskue=me see somfing umm hmm oh me see somfing white.
Naruto=white huh hmm lets see the flower.
Saskue=nope heh heh
Naruto=hmm umm the building.
Saskue=nope.
Naruto=then what  I  give up.
Saskue=my daipy.
Naruto=your diaper why didnt  I  think of that.
Saskue=heh heh....Nawootoe who my daddy.
Naruto=(tense up)ummm. Saskue=cause sakuwa my new mommy an me wan new daddy but me no wan man he not wike you.
Naruto=ummm  I  dont know who your dad is saskue.
Saskue=oh....Can you be new daddy nawootoe.
Naruto=umm why not sai he is an good guy and a fun dad he can.
Saskue=no! Me no wan him be daddy you be daddy!!
Naruto=saskue  I  am with hinata you know that  I  cant be with sakura its not that easy  I  can hurt hinata feelings if  I  go out with sakura and you dont want hinata sad do you.
Saskue=(sniff)no but me wan you daddy.
Naruto=saskue come on its not that simple.
Saskue=(huff huff)(crosses arms)but.
Naruto=saskue you got to understand.
Saskue=(cover head with blanket)(sniff sniff)
Naruto= I  will just let you think.
Saskue=(huff).
Naruto=....Okay you want to play some more.
Saskue=....
Naruto=saskue.
Saskue=nawootoe pwease be daddy
Naruto=saskue  I  cant.
Saskue=me wan go home.
Naruto=fine.
(at the mansion)
Saskue=(runs to his room).
Naruto=ugh saskue come on dont be like this. ...
Naruto=(knock on door).
Saskue=(sob sob)
Naruto=saskue?(open door
(in saskue room)
Saskue=huh wat!
Naruto=nothing  I  just want to talk.
Saskue=no wan be awone!! Naruto=saskue.
Saskue=wan be awone!!(kick naruto leg).
Naruto=ow thats it.
(naruto smacks saskue on his bottom not hard though)
Saskue=...Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!.
Naruto=(points to corner)corner now!! Saskue=(walks to corner) waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! I hate you!! I hate you!!
Naruto=whatever! Your staying there till  I  say.
Saskue=(punches wall)waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!You nod daddy you meanie!!!
Naruto=(walks out room)
(in the living room)
Naruto=(whats thats kids deal)he never acted like this before.
(in saskue room)
Saskue=(stomps feet)waaaaaaaah!!!Nawootoe meanie he  was nod an meanie an he spank me an he he(punches wall)owie(sniff sniff)...(but nawootoe not meanie he won wike me no moe cause me give him ouchies).
(in the living room)
Saskue=nawootoe!
Naruto=huh.
Saskue=(gets on naruto lap)sowy sowy nawootoe me was bad an gets you ouchies an dat bad sowy(hugs naruto)no hate you me wuv you nawootoe pwease don hate me.
Naruto=saskue  I  dont hate you and to tell you the truth it is partly my fault to  I  should have been you dad  I  was just surprised  I  am sorry too.
Saskue=an you spankies my bottom id huwt.
Naruto=sorry but you did kick me its fair.
Saskue=otay(hugs naruto) naruto=alright(hugs saskue)now lets do something fun.
Saskue=wat nawootoe fun. Naruto=come on we are going to the beach okay.
Saskue=yay!!Daddy.
Naruto=what you called me daddy.
Saskue=nawootoe daddy.
Naruto=sure anyway come on lets get dressed and get one of those swimming diapers now first lets get dressed.
(3 minutes later)
Naruto=there now we are dressed we can go.
Saskue=otay.
(naruto had on swim trunks with bowls of ramen all over them and an muscle shirt and saskue had on green swim trunks and pool wings on each arm)
Saskue=heh heh nawootoe come on me wan swim(pulls on naruto).
Naruto=hold on  I 'm coming wow your strong.
(18 minutes later at the leaf beach)
Saskue=heh heh nawootoe look haf sandy castle see(point to sand pile) naruto=oh its good.
Saskue=c’mon nawootoe help me hewe(hands shovel)nawootoe hewe. Naruto=sure.
Saskue=heh heh hmm nawootoe wan go swim.
Naruto=huh okay lets go swimming.
Saskue=yay.
(naruto took off the shirt he was wearing and walked to the shore of the lake)
(in the leaf lake on water)
saskue=heh heh nawootoe look me do somefing(dives underwater).....(surface back up)see nawootoe see.
Naruto=oh cool thats an good trick. Saskue=yay(splash water at naruto)
Naruto=hey(pours water on saskue head)ha ha ha. Saskue=(sniff sniff). Naruto=saskue you okay? Saskue=(sniff sniff) naruto=saskue? Saskue=(splash water at naruto)ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Naruto=clever you got me.
Saskue=heh heh.
Naruto=(tickles saskue)but not clever enough.
Saskue=ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nawootoe.
Naruto=heh heh give up.
Saskue=otay otay stop me pee an you change daipy.
Naruto=okay now lets get back home for lunch lets get dressed first.
(23 minutes later)
(naruto dressed himself in his regular outfit and he dressed saskue in an black t shirt dark blue shorts black shoes)
Naruto=now lets go.
Saskue=oh wan wamen. Nawootoe.
Naruto=ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Saskue=wat funny.
Naruto=nothing it's nothing lets get some ramen.
(at ichiraku ramen)
teuchi=well if it ain't my favorite customer hey naruto(sees saskue)who is this little guy.
Saskue=me saskue an me wan wamen.
Ayame=oh he is so cute naruto is he your son.
Naruto=nope he is saskue uchiha.
Ayame=oh yeah  I  read about that on facebook.
Naruto=yeah anyway  I  will take an bowl of miso pork ramen and a tomato ramen that is small for saskue. Teuchi=coming right up! Naruto=it has been an while since  I  had ramen. Saskue=scuse me.
Ayame=huh oh yes swettie. Saskue=awe you wamen fairy.
Ayame=what why would you say that?
Saskue=nawootoe say dat wamen magic an fairies haf magic.
Ayame=you can say that that  I  am an ramen fairy.
Teuchi=here is your ramen naruto saskue.
Naruto=yes thank you!
Saskue=ank you mistew .
Ayame=oh thats so cute he is very polite.
Teuchi= I  wonder who taught him.
Naruto=(slurps ramen)mmm so good.
Saskue=mmm good. Naruto=done another bowl.
Teuchi=coming up. Saskue=mmm moe pwease mistew.
Teuchi=sure thing.
Ayame=so saskue who taught you to be polite. Saskue=sakuwa say if me haf dat me good boy me wan be good boy.
Ayame=thats nice. Teuchi=here you go your ramen.
Naruto=great.
Saskue=ank you(eats ramen).
Naruto=more please.
Saskue=nawootoe you eat lot wamen you get fat. Naruto=am not.
Saskue=heh heh done. Ayame=okay. Naruto=done(burp)exscuse me.
Teuchi=naruto you eat an lot of ramen.
Naruto=its an thing(pays fee)here you go come on saskue.
Saskue=otay bye wamen fairy bye mistew.
Teuchi=bye saskue come back soon.
Ayame=bye saskue see you later.
(while walking) saskue=nawootoe gets me upsie.
Naruto=sure(picks up saskue).
Saskue=mmm zzzzzzzzz.
Naruto=guess the little guy tired.
(at the mansion) naruto=(sighs)home sweet home!
Saskue=zzzzzzzzz. Naruto=lets get you to  bed.
(in saskue room) naruto=(dresses saskue in blue footies)there  I  am better in this whole baby sitting thing then  I  thought  I  can do this.
Saskue=mmmm.
Naruto=oops sorry(puts saskue in crib)night jerk.
Saskue=night...Daddy.
Naruto=huh what you say. Saskue=zzzzzzzzz.
Naruto=okay weird.