Baby Sasuke

Babysitting Pt 2

Hinata=hold on saskue(hand sign)8 trigrams 64 palm rotation(powder clears)there now okay now diaper hey saskue which diaper spongebob or cars. Saskue=cars.
Hinata=okay(puts diaper on)and done and now for your pajamas which one. Saskue=that one.
Hinata=okay oh you just look so cute.
Saskue=mo pisa pwease. Hinata=where does it all go okay come on.
(in the living room) hinata=here you go. Saskue=ank you look wat that.
Shikamaru=where? Saskue=(puts pizza in diaper)me see birdie. Hinata=oh okay so only an few minutes till bedtime so what do you want to do till then.
Saskue=hmmm pway game. Shikamaru=what game. Saskue=me get it.
(3 minutes later) saskue=hewe(takes out wii and the game super smash bros brawl)
Ino=really saskue are you sure we can play another game like trains.
Saskue=no this one.
Shikamaru=does he know how to play?
Kiba=well might as well go easy on him lets put it together .
(2 minutes later)
Hinata=done now everybody remember go easy on him.
Kiba=got it    I    pick mario.
Shikamaru=sonic.
Ino=peach.
Hinata=pikachu. Shino=hmmm pokemon trainer.
Saskue=me doggy.
Kiba=he means wolf alright now for stage umm    I    wonder what stages they made wow thats seem hard naruto made that and lets go. Saskue=yay.
(in game) ready go wolf attacks pikachu with three shots from his laser gun and rush in to him grab him and throws him out the ring.
Hinata=wow he k.O me.
Kiba=can not beat me.
(in the game)
Sonic grabs wolf but wolf escape and lands an meteor smash on sonic use deflect lands an upper meteor smash and sends sonic flying.
Shikamaru=wow he is good and that was an good plan.
(in the game)
Wolf heads to mario then attacks but is pushed back by flood then mario grabs an laser gun and shoots wolf but wolf deflect and gets an smash ball and defeat the remaining players.
Kiba=he beat us all. Saskue=yay me win . Kiba=wow he is good    I    mean really good.
Saskue=(yawn rubs eyes)me tiwed.
Hinata=okay lets get you to bed.
(in saskue room) saskue=noooo wait story. Hinata=oh okay which one. Ring ring.
Hinata=hold on hello.
Sakura=hey hinata before saskue goes to sleep put this eye drops in his eye its in his drawer.
Hinata=got it.
Sakura=now be warned he hates them and will throw an fit.
Hinata=got it hey saskue you got to take your eye medicine.
Hinata=6 trigrams. Saskue=huh.
Hinata=saskue stand still.
Saskue=no!
Hinata=(puts eye drops in eye). Saskue=waaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! Hinata=oh saskue(picks up saskue)shhh its okay its over(puts pacifier in mouth). Saskue=(sniff sniff).
Hinata=do you want me to read the story to you. Saskue=(nod)
Hinata=okay this one.
(one story later)
Hinata=the end. Saskue=zzzzzzz.
Hinata=heh who knew he used to be so cute.
(in the living room)
Hinata=saskue is sleep so what should we do now.
Kiba=   I    dont know considering that kid put us to dust in that game. Ino=your still on that we know he is an baby but who cares.
Shikamaru=but    I    can not belive how smart he is.
Ino=   I    can not even think how he got that smart.
Kiba=its that uchiha blood in him!!!! (in saskue room)
Saskue=huh wat so loud me want miwk.
(in the living room)
Ino=hush your going wake up saskue.
Saskue=hewe.
Ino=you woke him up(hit kiba head)
Saskue=me want miwk pwease.
Hinata=sure here you go.
Saskue=ank you.
Shino=so what are you doing up.
Saskue=me hear loud person then me want miwk. Kiba=sorry.
Saskue=me done hewe(hands sippy cup)
Hinata=okay ready to go back to sleep.
Saskue=yea.
Hinata=(picks up saskue)okay lets get you to bed and kiba wont be so loud.
Saskue=night(yawn) everybody=night saskue. (in saskue room)
Saskue=night pweatty lady.
Hinata=good night saskue.
(in the living room)
Hinata=   I    put saskue to sleep but who knew saskue was so cute when he was an baby.
Ino=   I    mean he used to be an monster but after the war he has been much kinder. Kiba=but most people did not warm up to him.
Ino=well    I    am going to sleep    I    am going to one of the guest rooms.
Shino=   I    am sleeping in one of the master rooms. Hinata=anyway good night. (1:00 clock in saskue dream) saskue=huh mommy wake up mommy wake up.
Itachi=your mommy is dead    I    killed her.
Saskue=why.
Itachi=cause    I    can you killed her to.
Saskue=no    I    did not. Mikito=you did saskue look. Saskue=no nonooooooo. (in real world) saskue=waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!
Everybody=saskue. Hinata=saskue whats wrong. Saskue=(runs to hinata)me didnt kill mommy! Hinata=huh no you didnt . Saskue=waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Kiba=whats wrong. Hinata=nightmare.
Ino=what ever he dream about it scared him good to make him cry like that.
Shino=   I    will call sakura..... Sakura=hello.
Shino=hey saskue crying about some dream he had he said something about his mother.
Sakura=oh no where is his blanket.
Shino=blanket.
Sakura=the one he carries around all the time.
Shino=it got dirty so it being washed.
Sakura=get his blanket his mom made it before she died that day he was wrapped up in it and its thing he felt her.
Shino=thats so sad even for someone like me ino get his blanket.
Ino=why.
Shino=just get it.
Ino=here.
Shino=bye sakura sakura=bye oh    I    hope he is okay.
Shino=saskue look. Saskue=mommy blankey.(hugs blanket)me want mommy.
Shino=(puts in pacifier).
Saskue(sniff sniff)
Hinata=he must had an dream about his mother. Saskue=(tugs on hinata pants)
Hinata=he woke up whats wrong saskue. Saskue=(sniff)me scawed can    I    sweep wif you. Hinata=sure(picks up saskue) saskue=(yawn)
(in the guest room) saskue=umm wats your mame.
Hinata=hinata.
Saskue=hina ummm hinata=just call me hina. Saskue=otay(yawn). Hinata=alright good night saskue.
Saskue=night hina.
(the next day)
Saskue=(yawn)me no sweppy hina hmmm oh me get buggy man.
(in room shino is in)
Saskue=buggy man me hungwy.
Shino=   I    will cook you something in a little okay.
Saskue=otay.
(in kitchen)
Saskue=me hungwy me want umm pisa me get meanie monster.
(in the room ino is in)
Saskue=meanie monster huh she in baff.
(saskue who is oblivious to the ways of temptation opens opens the bathroom door to find ino getting out the shower)
Ino=aaaaaaah!!!
Saskue=aaaaaaaaah!!!
Saskue=(hides under bed)me in twubole.
Ino=saskue whats wrong.
Saskue=uh oh (sniff sniff) ino=saskue why are you crying.
Saskue=ou mad at me.
Ino=no look saskue its okay just knock next time. Saskue=otay me hungwy. Ino=what about    I    make break fist.
Saskue=yay.
(in kitchen)
Saskue=umm wat your mame sakuwa say your mame is miss.Piggy.
Ino=dang it sakura.
(with naruto and sakura)
Sakura=achoo.
Naruto=got an cold.
Sakura=nah    I    think somebody is talking about me.
Naruto=weird anyway were here see.
Sakura=here we go.
(with ino and saskue)
Ino=anyway what do you want for breakfist.
Saskue=ummm chocwite.
Ino=how about chocolate waffles.
Saskue=wat wallels.
Ino=you will see just let me make it real quick okay.
Saskue=otay...Wat your mame.
Ino=ino.
Saskue=eo.
Ino=or eo works to here your waffles.
Saskue=ank you eo mmm.
Ino=wants some juice. Saskue=yes pwease.
Ino=you have good manners for an 1 year old. Saskue=sakuwa say me to haf them cause good boys haf them and me an big boy. Ino=well thats an good thing.
Saskue=done.
Kiba=   I    smell waffles and a brat.
Saskue=hi doggy man.
Kiba=hey saskue ino make me a plate will ya.
Saskue=hey you haf say pwease.
Ino=even an toddler has more manners than you kiba thats something you do not see everyday.
Saskue=(burp)
Ino=that was loud. Saskue=scuse me.
Ino=see manners.
Shino=what was that sound. Saskue=hi buggy man. Shino=hi saskue.
Saskue=hey wat that.
Ino=its the flower    I    grew    I    am a florist.
Saskue=you do stuff on floor.
Ino=no.
Saskue=me pway wif toys bye.
Shino=    I    am just going to cook wait in the living room. (in the living room)
Saskue=heh heh look its barney.
Kiba=nooooooooo!!!!!! Saskue=nah barney for baby ohh elmo.
Hinata=good morning everybody.
Saskue=hi hina.
Hinata=hey saskue(picks up saskue)did you have an good sleep.
Saskue=yeah me did me haf dweam wif a lot of toys and stuff and umm more toys. Kiba=whoa slow down there speedy.
Saskue=me pway game. Shikamaru=hey guys. Saskue=you was sweep for a long time sweppy man. Shikamaru=so    I    am tired and to tell you the truth hey saskue want to go to the park after this. Saskue=yes!!!!!!
Shikamaru=but first how about an diaper change. Saskue=me didn't go pee pee or poopy.
Shikamaru=trust me you do right about now.
Saskue=me want change now.
Kiba=how did you know that.
Shikamaru=his body movement come on saskue let me change you real quick.
Saskue=otay.
(in saskue room)
Shikamaru=okay now to pull these footies pajamas off.
Saskue=id cold.
Shikamaru=its because you peed yourself thats why.
Saskue=wat your mame. Shikamaru=shikamaru. Saskue=aru umm. Shikamaru=just call me aru