Baby Sasuke

Turkey Shopping

(it was thanksgiving break kids had a week off from school thanksgiving was happening in a few day's so our known ninja were shopping for the feast at a farmers market)
(with the said group)
Saskue=sakuwa sakuwa look big birdde!
Sakura= I  know saskue turkeys are big birds.
Naruto=and they all look tasty let's bag a big juicy one.
Saskue=big  birddie haf juice me wike juice sakuwa.
Sakura=no saskue he said juicy as in it has a lot of tastey stuff in it.
Saskue=candy?
Sakura=no it's more like vegetables and other stuff.
Saskue=no vedgie icky!
Sakura=vegetables are good you need to eat some.
Saskue=nu uh.
Sakura=fine then  I  guess the tickle monster is going to get you.
(sakura picks up saskue and start's tickling him)
Saskue=ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dob ha ha no moe mommy.
Sakura=alright.
Saskue=sakuwa.
Sakura=yes saskue.
Saskue=me pee daipy.
...
Sakura=not it.
Naruto=dang alright come on saskue we're gonna get you cleaned up let's find the bathroom.
Sakura=(sighs)now where is a good turkey at something big.
(few minutes later)
(with naruto and saskue)
Naruto=hmm which turkey is good enough for me and hinata.
Saskue=hina?
Naruto= I  am going to meet hinata's family for thanksgiving so you are going with sakura and her family.
Saskue=oh...
Naruto=..Uhh but hey after  I  eat at hinata's place  I  come over there with you and sakura.
Saskue=reawy nawootoe pinky pwoumise.
Naruto=yeah pinky promise..Hmm what kind of turkey can we get?
Saskue=nawootoe look big big birddie thewe!
Naruto=huh?
(naruto saw a pin with fat turkeys in it naruto eyes turned red with black slits)
Naruto=there we go.
Kurama=(naruto look at that one it's so fat and succulent  I  want it)
Naruto=we'll take it.
Saskue=nawootoe big birrdie be ad home?
Naruto=yeah it's going to be at our house.
Saskue=me haf pet birddie!
Naruto=yeah...Wait what?
Saskue=birddie mak egg an mak baby birddie.
Naruto=oh umm hey saskue let me tell you something.
(three minutes later)
Saskue=waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!
Naruto=shh saskue don't cry  I  mean all sorts of bird gets eaten like chicken where do you think chicken nuggets come from.
....
Saskue=waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
Naruto=crap!
Sakura=need help?
Naruto=oh sakura hey umm.
Sakura=what did you do naruto?
Naruto= I  kinda told saskue the process of eating birds.
Sakura=naruto!!
Naruto= I 'm sorry!
Sakura=(sighs)
(sakura picks up saskue and pats his back as a way to calm him down)
Saskue=sakuwa w why dey ead big birdde!!
Sakura=they don't eat the turkey's or any bird.
Saskue=(sniff)dey don ead birddie?
Sakura=yeah they eat meat from the meat farm and people plant the meat and they pick it like umm tomatoes.
Saskue=reawy.
Sakura=yeah.
Saskue=no wye.
Sakura=umm.
(flashback)
Saskue=ou wye nawootoe wye ad me pweble wye dob wying ad me!!!!!
(present time)
Sakura=yeah no lying promise.
Saskue=otay sakuwa.. (humph)nawootoe dummy daddy wyi ad me sakuwa.
Naruto=hey how come you don't make sakura pinky promise!
Saskue=sakuwa no wyi.
Sakura=yeah naruto lying is bad.
Saskue=heh heh
Naruto=you are enjoying this a bit to much.
Sakura=maybe...Naruto while you were on that mission me and saskue had some one on one time this what happened.
(sakura explained what happened what happened between her and saskue)
Naruto=wow.
Sakura=yeah but hey he seems better up till you told him the processing of birds.
Naruto=sorry about that.
Saskue=sakuwa me hungwy.
Sakura=don't worry we are about to leave now  I  got my turkey picked out here is my ticket.
Naruto= I  got mines to let's go.
(while naruto and sakura were talking saskue got an... Let's say idea)
Saskue=...Birddie wan pway bud dey thewe.. Hmm.
(saskue walk's to the gate and he saw a man put down a remote with a giant green button on it so out of pure innocent curiosity saskue pressed the button and all the gates opened and all of the turkey ran out of the gates)
Saskue=heh heh.
Man=all the turkey's escaped.
Man2=how did they somebody pressed the release button who has the remote!!
....
Sakura=you don't think.
Naruto=no..I hope.
(saskue tugs on sakura's pants to get her attention to show her his new toy)
Saskue=sakuwa look me haf toy.
.....
Naruto=my god.
Sakura=we got to catch all these turkey's.
Farmer=your kid opened the gate!!
Sakura=sir we are so sorry look we will gather all of the turkey's we know some people that can help us.
Farmer=fine but if  I  don't get them all back you are going to have to compensate for it.
Sakura=yes sir.
Naruto=got it.
Farmer=alright.
....
Sakura=dang it saskue why did you do that!
Naruto=now we have to look for all those turkey's.
Sakura=what made you do that saskue we told you not to mess with anything that's not yours.
Saskue=waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
...
Sakura=oh no saskue  I  didn't mean to yell that loud.
Naruto=crap  I  did it again.
Saskue=m me s sowy no spankies!
Sakura=spanking  I  never spanked you...Naruto.
Naruto=umm  I  might have swatted him awhile back because he threw a tantrum and kicked my shin.
....
Sakura=alright as long you had a good reason to.
Naruto=yeah(whew)
Sakura=(smiles)so  I 'll only kick your a** for two minutes instead of two days.
Naruto=wait what!!
(two minutes later sakura had beat naruto to a pulp but she healed him to his normal self but naruto is now scarred for life from his one sided fight so basically saying sakura was chris brown and naruto was rhianna)
Naruto=thanks for healing me  I  could have died if you left me like that.
Sakura=no problem don't hit my baby again or  I 'll cut your manhood off.
.....
(a/n=sakura is psychotic when it comes to her baby boy  I  created monster in this chapter)
Sakura=it's okay saskue but you need to say sorry to him.
(saskue held his head down)
Saskue=m me sowy me reawy sowy.
Farmer=don't worry about it you learned your lesson as long you don't do it again  I  am fine.
Saskue=otay.
Farmer=hmm.
(the farmer got a brown head band with two big turkey feathers stitched on the left side and he put's it on saskue's head)
Farmer=there now you are a indian and indian's look's for turkey's can  I  trust you with this job kid.
Saskue=yeah yeah me do id!!
Farmer=good now go on you are the leader.
Saskue=yay sakuwa nawootoe me umm le uh umm.
Sakura=heh heh leader.
Saskue=yeah me dat ou haf do me do.
Naruto=heh heh yes sir.
(so saskue holds sakura's and naruto's hand and he pulls their arms)
Saskue=heh heh.
Naruto= I  call everybody and tell them to meet at the mansion.
Sakura= I 'll call some to.
(and so begins the hidden leaf great turkey hunt)
(a/n=give me idea's for team parings comment your parings and  I  will write it so)