Baby Sasuke

Babysitting sasuke Pt 1

Saskue=me This Twain(Picks Up Thomas)you This One And You This One.
Hinata=so What Are We Going To Do Saskue.
Kiba=i Can Not Believe That I Got Drag Into Babysitting A Baby Uchiha What A Drag.
Shikamaru=hey Thats My  Line.
Shino=an Jutsu Did This It Said That It Get All Memories And Change The Person Back Into An Child To Get Good Memories.
Saskue=(Tugs Shino Jacket).
Shino=what.
Saskue=thewe Bugies On You.
Shino=its My Kekkei Genkai .
Saskue=wats A Kaki  Ummm.
Shino=genkai Its A Clan Special Power.
Saskue=oh Sakuwa Say  Me Have One To But She Says Not To Do It Cause When  Meanie Rip Blankey Sakuwa Said Me Get Reawy Mad And Bad Things Happen.
Shino=(Hn)
Saskue=you Look Cool Me Want To Do That.
Shino=no Saskue You Cant  Its My Clan Special Power.
Saskue=but Why.
Shino=you Have To Be Part Of My Clan.
Saskue=(Humph)
Shino=what If  I Show You My Insects Later.
Saskue=otay.
Shino=here Look At This One.
Saskue=yeah Wat That One.
Shino=alright Saskue What About This What If I Show My Bugs Some Other Time I Can Arange It.
Saskue=otay You Pway Twains  Wif Me.
Shino=sure.
Saskue=yay You  This One.
Hinata=so What Are We Doing.
Saskue=umm We Are Taking The Food At Twain Place And Putting It Here.
Hinata=alright.
Saskue=choo Choo Heh Heh.
Shikamaru=well I Guess He Is Kinda Cute I Guess.
Kiba=sure.
Saskue=hey You Nod Pway Right.
Kiba=what Do You Mean Brat.
Saskue=you Pway On This Line Thing.
Kiba=hmm Well I Dont Have To Brat.
Saskue=your Mean!(Sharigan Activates)meanie!
Shikamaru=umm Hey Kiba You Should Not Do That.
Kiba=whats An Brat Going To Do.
Saskue=me Not Brat!(Punch Kiba Through Wall).
Shino=oh.
Ino=my.
Shikamaru=holy.
Hinata=god.
Kiba=ow.
Saskue=ow My Head It Huwts Ahhhhh!
Hinata=saskue!!!!
Kiba=what About Me He Punched Me Through The Wall
Ino=and Kiba  Whatever We Are Worrying About The Actual Baby In The Room.
Saskue=waaaaaaaaaah Mumph.
Shikamaru=wow That Pacifier Does Work.
Hinata=oh No Saskue He Cant Handle His Sharigan Yet He Is In Much Pain Let Me Get My First Aid Kit Here It Is Headache Medicine Saskue Open Up This Will Taste Gross But Will Make  You Feel Good.
Saskue=aaaaa Mumph Ewwww Icky Bleh(Yawn)me Tiwed.
Hinata=well You Can Sleep Now Okay.
Saskue=zzzzzzz.
Hinata=good He Is Already Asleep......kiba Why Did You Make Him Mad Like That.
Kiba=i Did Not Think He Will Punch Me Through Wall!!!
Ino=idiot You Should Of Never Messed With Him So Your Going To Say Sorry When He Wakes Up From His Nap.
Kiba=no Way
Ino=what!!!!.
Kiba=okay I Will!!!!!!!!!
Saskue=unn.
Shikamaru=shhh Your Going To Wake Him Up He Might Get Even Madder If He Is Cranky.
(5 Hours Later In Saskue Room) Saskue=(Yawn)me No Tiwed Me Pway More(Gets Out Crib And Falls On Butt)owie...me Otay Me Go Pway Umm Wif Pweatty Lady And Bug Man Me Get Toy Umm Dinosaur.
(In The Living Room)
Shino=what Should We Eat For Dinner.
Kiba=some Meat Bug Nerd You Always Pick Dinner And Vedgietables Are Not Going To Cut It.
Shino=you Always Pick Meat And I Am Tired Of It How About A Salad Dog Man. Shikamaru=chicken.
Ino=rice Ball With Pork.
Hinata=sushi .
Saskue=pisa.
Shino=saskue You Are Awake .
Saskue=me Nod Sweepy No Moe.
Hinata=hey Saskue You Were Sleeping For An Long Time.
Saskue=reawy.
Ino=yeah And Kiba Has Something To Say Right Kiba.
Kiba=i Am Sorry For Making You Upset.
Saskue=its Otay(Hugs Kiba).
Hinata=how Sweet Thats So Cute.
Kiba=well I Guess He Is Kinda Cute.
Akumaru=(Sniff Sniff)bark Bark.
Kiba=he Is Also In Need Of An Diaper Change  Akumaru Are You Sure.
Akumaru=bark Bark.
Shino=let Me Check Saskue Come Here.
Saskue=otay.
(Shino Look's Into Saskue's Diaper Along With Regretting What He Seen Saskue Did Need A Change)
Shino=he Soiled His Diaper So Who Going To Change Him.
Kiba=i Am Not Doing It.
Ino=not It.
Shikamaru=i’m Not Doing It.
Hinata=i Got An Idea.
Shino=what.
Hinata=rock Paper Kunai.
Shino=okay.
Everybody=rock Paper Kunai.
Shino=tie Best 2 Out Of
Saskue=waaaaaaaaah!!
Hinata=we Will All Do It(Picks Up Saskue)okay Open The Tabs.
Shino=i Will Open It.
Ino=why Are You Covering Your Eyes.
Kiba=he Is An Boy Plus Saskue It Does Not Feel  Right.
Hinata=he Is An Toddler It Does Not Matter.
Saskue=blankey(Hops Off Changing Table)dirty Daipy.
Shino=umm Hey Saskue Is Gone.
Hinata=were He Go.
Saskue=hewe.
Ino=ahhh How He Get There Oh No Who Left Coffee There.
Kiba=i Made Some This Morning.
Saskue=wat That(Takes Sip Of Coffee) Huh(Eyes Grow Wide)ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Can't Catch Me (Bounce Off Wall To Door)
Ino=(Hits Kiba On Head)idiot He Is Hyper.
Shino=lets Just Catch Him Okay.
Ino=fine.
Saskue=ha  Ha Ha Ha Ha  Bug Man Bug Man Bug Man!!!
Shino=whoa.
Kiba=he Is Fast.
Saskue=(Throws Diaper At Kiba Face) Ha Me Went Poopy!!!
Kiba=ahhh Thats So Gross!!!!!
Ino=eww Heres An Wipe.
Kiba=thanks...all Right Brat This Time It Is Personal Beast Human Justu Ha Take That Akumaru Catch Him.
Akumaru=(Nod).
Shino= Tracker Beattles Go Find Saskue.
Hinata=byakugan.
Ino=alright Ready And Go.
Kiba=get Over Here.
Saskue=no Me Pway Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Over Hewe.
Kiba=got You Whoa(Slips On Train)ouch.
Saskue=ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha It Fun Bye Bye.
(In The Living Room)
Saskue=meanie Monster Can't Get Me.
Ino=get Back Here.
Saskue=catch Me Look Me High.
Ino=oh No Ahhh(Falls On Floor Hard) Ow.
Saskue=(Parachutes Off Cupboard)heh Heh Fun.
Ino=ouch
Saskue=bye Bye.
(In Sakura Room)
Shikamaru=get Over Here Now.
Saskue=no.
Shikamaru=got You.
Saskue=let Me Go You Poopy Daipy Head
(Chomp).
Shikamaru=ow!!! Thats It Shadow Possession Justu.
Saskue=hey.
Shikamaru=come On.
Saskue=bye Bye.
Shikamaru=how Did He Do That He Escaped My Justu He Is Only One And Wait Is That An Teddy Bear How I Get An Teddy Bear Wait That Blanket He Was Standing On It Oh Well Better Get Whoa(Slips On Sippy Cup)ouch(Toys Fall On Him)ouch.
(In Naruto Room)
Hinata=and This Juice Will Overpower The Caffine In His Body.
Shino=yes Its An Sleeping Potion But  It Won't Put Him To Sleep Just Calm Him Down So We Are Setting Up A Trap I Will Use An Henge To Dieguise This Bug As An New Toy.
Hinata=wow This Is An Good Plan.
(In The Hallway)
Saskue=me Faster Ha Ha Oh Juice New Toy Mmm This Taste Funny(Eyes Shrink To Normal Size)wat Happen Me Hungwy.
Kiba=there He Is Get Him.
Shino=stop We Already Got Him.
Saskue=emty.
Ino=how.
Hinata=an Potion.
Saskue=waaaaah.
Kiba=whats Wrong Now.
Saskue=me Hungwy.
Hinata=it Is About Time We Order An Pizza.
Saskue=yay Pisa Me Want Mato Sauce.
Kiba=how About Peporoni.
Hinata=but First Who Going To Give Him A Bath Do Not Forget He Did Throw An  Diaper At Kiba And He Has Not Been Cleaned Up Yet.
Kiba=not It.
Shino=i Will Do It.
Hinata=really I Was Going To Do It But Okay Saskue Go With Shino.
Saskue=yay Baff Me Want Bubbles.
(In The Bathroom)
Shino=first Got To Wipe You.
Saskue=it Cold.
Shino=now Bath.
Saskue=bubbles Look Its A Bubble Man.
Shino=i See That Now Where Is The Shampoo.
Saskue=wat That.
Shino=it Is What People Use To Clean Their Hair Now Saskue Close Your Eyes And Do Not Open Them Till I Say So Okay.
Saskue=why.
Shino=shampoo Hurts Your Eyes.
Saskue=otay.
Shino=all Right.
(Washes  Saskue Hair) Saskue=waaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!! Shino=told You Not To But Did It Anyway Alright Lets Rinse Your Eyes Out There Better.
Saskue=(Nod).
Shino=here(Puts Pacifier In Mouth)
Saskue=mumph.
Shino=now To Dry You Off.
Saskue=mmm Mm Mm.
Shino=what?
Saskue=(Takes Out Pacifier)me Hungwy(Puts Pacifier Back)
Shino=okay.
Ino=pizza Here.
Shino=speak Of The Devil.
Saskue=yay Pisa.
Shino=lets Get You In A Diaper First Then You Can Eat.
(In The Living Room)
Hinata=how Come He Is Only In A Diaper.
Shino=he Might Get Dirty So I Am Going To Dress Him In His Night Clothes After He Eats.
Hinata=good Idea Anyway Lets Eat Here You Go Saskue.
Saskue=ank You.
Kiba=wow He Can Eat.
Saskue=mo Pwease.
Hinata=sure Here.
Saskue=ank You.
Shikamaru=where Does All That Food Goes To.
Saskue=mo Pwease.
Ino=are You Serious Here Have Mines.
Saskue=ank You.
(Ring Ring Ring)
Hinata=hello.
Sakura=hey I Just Wanted To Check On Saskue How Is He Is He Being Good.
Hinata=he Was You Know He Was Good And Punched Kiba Through  An Wall.
Sakura=really Why.
Hinata=he Messed With Him And Kept Calling Him Brat And Also Used His Sharigan To.
Sakura=well Saskue Is Not In Trouble Then Anyway How Is He Doing Now The Sharigan Make Sure He Use The Eye Drops In His Bottom Drawer Before He Goes To Bed Is He Okay Now.
Hinata=he Is Fine.
Sakura=let Me Talk To Him I Miss Him.
Hinata=okay Saskue.
Saskue=huh.
Hinata=want To Talk To Sakura.
Saskue=yay Hi Sakuwa.
Sakura=hi Saskue Are You Being A Good Boy.
Saskue=yea Me Is.
Sakura=are You Having Fun Today.
Saskue=yeah Me Eating Pisa And Had Juice And Pway Wif Dog Man And Bug Man And Pweatty Lady And Meanie Monster And Sweppy Man Me Haf Fun.
Sakura=sounds Like You Had A Fun Day Oh You Want To Talk To Naruto.
Saskue=yea Me Talk Wif Nawootoe.
Naruto=hey
Saskue.
Saskue=hi Nawooto.
Naruto=i Got You An New Toy.
Saskue=reawy.
Naruto=yeah.
Saskue=yay.
Naruto=alright Saskue I Got To Go Bye Saskue.
Saskue=bye Bye Nawootoe.
Sakura=okay Saskue If You Be Good I Will Buy You An New Toy.
Saskue=otay Bye Bye Sakuwa.
Sakura=bye Saskue.
Saskue=me Want Mo Pisa.
Hinata=here Take This.
Saskue=ank You.
(Turns Away And Put Pizza In Couch )
Saskue=done Me Wan Mo.
Ino=here.
Saskue=ank You.
Hinata=okay Whats That Smell.
Saskue=me Made  Poopy.
Hinata=i Will Change Him Come On Saskue.
Saskue=otay.
(In Saskue Room)
Hinata=with All Those Pizza He Ate Who Knows Whats In That Diaper Of His Here We Go(Opens Diaper)wow It Stinks.
Kiba=hey Hinata(Sniff Sniff)oooo(Passes Out)
Hinata=wow.
Saskue=heh Heh.
Hinata=its Okay Now Just Throw This Diaper Away And Now To Wipe You.
Saskue=it Cold.
Hinata=now For The Baby Powder (Bottle Of Baby Powder Burst)cough Cough Saskue.
Saskue=me Ghost.
Hinata=hold On Saskue(Hand Sign)8 Trigrams 64 Palm