Baby Sasuke

Babysitting Pt 3

Shikamaru=just call me maru its close.
Saskue=otay awe you sad.
Shikamaru=no  I  am not sad done changing your diaper now time for an outfit how about this one it seem okay.
(shikamaru dressed saskue in blue jean shorts an black shirt that says hero boy and black air force 1 shoes)
Saskue=awe you sure you not sad.
Shikamaru=actually  I  am sad today is the day my teacher died.
Saskue=(wipes tear)no cry(hugs shikamaru). Shikamaru=wow  I (hugs saskue)thanks lets go to the park.
Saskue=otay.
(in the living room) saskue=bye bye.
Hinata=bye saskue be good. Saskue=otay.
(at the park) shikamaru=were here  I  will sit over there stay in the kid zone got it.
Saskue=otay.
Kid=hey whats your name. Saskue=......Umm me ummm. Kid=wat wrong  I  say my name my name is asuma me am this many old(holds up 1 finger)how old awe you. Saskue=1.
Asuma=you dont talk a lot wat your mame.
Saskue=....Ummm s s s saskue. Asuma=want to pway wif me. Saskue=otay.
(asuma has tanned skin just like his dad has onyx black hair slicked back spiked hair dark red eyes and is wearing his dad headband on his right arm)
Asuma=hewe you be this one and  I  will be this one okay wait hewe  I  go get my mommy.... Mommy.
Kurunei=yes asuma. Asuma=can  I  get my bucket. Kurunei=sure here hey is that shikamaru......Shikamaru!!
Shikamaru=hey kurunei what are you doing here.
Kurunei=taking jr to the park.
Asuma=uncle maru.
Shikamaru=hey asuma how are you today.
Asuma=good  I  made an new friend.
Shikamaru= really who.
Asuma=me do not know. Kurunei= I  asuma its not me remember.
Shikamaru=heh anyway whats his name.
Asuma=dont know he is weird.
Shikamaru=come on being weird is cool  I  hang out with an bunch of weirdos so where is he.
Asuma=right thewe.
Shikamaru=thats saskue.
Kurunei=oh yeah he got hot with a jutsu.
Shikamaru=his childhood must have been really bad. Asuma=saskue pway with me. Saskue=otay.
Asuma=vroom vroom vroom beep beep.
Saskue=hey were your daddy at.
Asuma=....I dont really know him my mommy said he died when  I  was never hewe. Saskue=thats sad.
Asuma=yea but its okay  I  still have mommy.
Saskue=my mommy and daddy is dead to my big brwuada tachi me dont know werwe he is sakuwa say he doing ninja stuff but me dont know.
Asuma=oh......Lets pway another game like making sand places.
Saskue=otay look me made an big castle.
Yuki=saskue.
Saskue=yuki! Why awe you hewe.
Yuki=my mommy stay hewe and my daddy say me can live wif her.
Saskue=yay oh and thats asuma.
Asuma=hi.
Yuki=hi.
Saskue=want to pway wif us.
Yuki=yea.
(2 hours later) saskue=(yawn)me tiwed. Asuma=me to.
Yuki=yea bye bye saskue. Saskue=bye bye yuki bye bye asuma.
Asuma=bye saskue. Saskue=maru me tiwed.
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Asuma=mommy  I ’m tiwed to.
Shikamaru=lets go home then(picks up saskue)see ya kurunei. Kurunei=bye shikamaru bye saskue. Saskue=bye(yawn)bye. Shikamaru=lets go home you need an nap.
(at the mansion )
Hinata=hey shikamaru how was your and saskue day.
Shikamaru=it was good so far  I  am going to put saskue down for an nap. Hinata=okay.
Kiba=when did you start caring for the kid. Shikamaru=whatever. Saskue=maru me tiwed. Shikamaru=alright just let me get you in something more comfortable. (shikamaru dressed saskue in an t shirt and an diaper.) shikamaru=there now you can sleep.
Saskue=zzzzzzzzz.
(knock knock)
Hinata= I  will get it oh hi sensei.
Kurunei=hey can asuma spend the night  I  been assigned an mission. Hinata=hold on(cell phone plays bad romance)hello hey sakura can asuma jr spend the night saskue made friends with him okay alright bye he can he will share an crib with saskue it is big enough for two kids.
Kurunei=wow really okay hey asuma wake up for an little
Asuma=wat a dwag. Shikamaru=thats my boy. Kurunei=heh heh wake up. Asuma=mommy me sweppy. Kurunei=you are staying with saskue tonight mommy has an mission. Asuma=reawy.
Kurunei=yeah  I  got your toys and diapers in this bag. Asuma=okay me sweppy.
Kurunei=you can sleep now bye be an good boy okay. Asuma=okay bye mommy. Kurunei=bye. Shikamaru=okay your going to be sleeping with saskue.
Asuma=zzzzzzzzz.
(1 hour later)
Saskue=(yawn)me no tiwed no moe who that.
Asuma=who that saskue. Saskue=asuma wat you doing hewe.
Asuma=my mommy say  I  can haf a sweep over wif you. Saskue=yay me hungwy. Asuma= I  got candy. Saskue=yay candy good. Asuma=yeah.
Saskue=me hungwy lets go(gets out crib falls on butt)owie me otay. Asuma=how you do that me cant do that.
Saskue=me go thewe an fall. Asuma=me need help. Saskue= I  got it(activates susano hand and gets asuma)thewe.
Asuma=wow how you do that.
Saskue=me dunno? Asuma=c’mon.
Saskue=otay.
(in the living room) saskue=hina me want chocwate miwk.
Asuma=pink miwk.
Hinata=okay let me just warm it up and where is the mix here it is...Here you go. Saskue=ank you. Asuma=thank you. Hinata=your welcome want a snack.
Saskue=yea.
Hinata=here you go peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Saskue=ank you hina. Asuma=thank you.
(in the living room)
Shikamaru=hey guys sleep well.
Saskue=yeah.
Shino= I  wonder whats on now.
Ino=turn it to soap channel.
Kiba=no animal planet. Saskue=spongebob. Asuma=yea.
Shino=or cartoons .
Saskue=yay spongebob funny huh oh umm me want change.
Shikamaru=so kiba your turn to change diapers this time. Kiba=what!
Hinata=we all changed diapers and it is your turn. Kiba=fine you two come here. Saskue=otay.
Asuma=otay
(in saskue room)
Kiba=oh god you pooped you did to okay let me just pull your shorts off and now to take off the diaper
Oh it smells now asuma turn oh it smells to.
Asuma=can you change me.
Kiba=hold on this smell it just wow.
Saskue=(sniff sniff) asuma=awe you going to cry. Saskue=my butt huwts. Asuma=my to... We should cry.
Saskue=why(sniff sniff) asuma=so we can get daipy change.
Saskue=no moe dirty daipy.
Asuma=yea okay on tree 1 umm can you count to tree.
Saskue=count wat that.
Asuma=okay let just cry now.
Saskue=otay. Asuma=waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!. Saskue=waaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! Kiba=oh crap okay stop crying  I  will change you.
Asuma=yay see saskue  I  smart.
Saskue=yeah you smawt.
Kiba=akumaru get the diaper trash bin.
Akumaru=(bark bark). Kiba=thanks.
Saskue=dirty daipy heh heh.
Asuma=yea wat he say.
Kiba=finally time for an new diaper.
Saskue=no you do dat
(points to baby wipes)
Kiba=ugh  I  wanted to forget that okay.
(after kiba did that he dug in his pocket something is missing
Kiba=is that my psp vita. Asuma=yea.
Kiba=how did you get it. Asuma=stuff.
Kiba=what stuff. Asuma=secrweat stuff mommy say no tell. Kiba=(hn)whatever .
(in the living room)
Kiba=did it.
Hinata=really.
Kiba=yeah.
Shikamaru=hey up for an game of soul caliber well  I  am going to win anyway like always.
Saskue=me pway game wif you.
Ino=saskue  I  am not sure you can play this you beat us in super smash bros but this is an different game. Saskue=me pway.
Shino=let him play.
Hinata=here saskue. Saskue=ank you.
Kiba=lets play  I  chose ezio.
Shikamaru=why him.
Kiba=cause he is a freaking bad a**
Hinata=hmm ummm patroklos.
Ino=pyraa
Shino=nightmare. Shikamaru=sigefred. Saskue=me get nawootoe. Kiba=who oh naruto made himself he got daggers in the shape of his dad kunai. Shikamaru=alright lets go. (in the game)
Round 1 start naruto attacks patroklos and wins. (time skip)
Kiba=again he beat us again wow the kid is good. Saskue=heh heh pway moe game umm me pway wif asuma.
Asuma=huh.
Saskue=asuma pway cars wif me.
Asuma=yay cars.
(in saskue room)
Asuma= I  this one.
Saskue=me this one. Asuma=beep beep heh heh. Saskue=vroom vroom heh heh. Asuma=saskue look. Saskue=wat.
Asuma=it a man he look wike hina.
Saskue=he tall
Neji=so thats saskue well he does look kinda cute oh hey asuma.
Asuma=uncle neji.
Saskue=ji hina somebody hewe.
Hinata=yes saskue oh hey neji.
Neji=hey  I  came to tell you that sakura and naruto is coming to night at 2:00 clock.
Hinata=okay thanks neji see you later
Neji=okay bye.
Saskue=who that.
Hinata=that was my cousin neji.
Saskue=otay hina me hungwy.
Hinata=okay lets get some lunch okay what do y’all want for lunch. Asuma=spagetti.
Saskue=no pasa.
Hinata=how about both saskue=reawy.
Hinata=yeah. Asuma&saskue=yay!!! Hinata=but thats for dinner but what for lunch. Asuma=ummm.
Saskue=ummm oh me know!
Hinata=yes saskue.
Saskue=chesse sandwich. Asuma=yea.
Hinata=thats an good idea. Saskue=yay me help. Asuma=me to.
(in the kitchen) hinata=saskue get the bread asuma get the cheese.
Saskue=otay hewe. Asuma=hewe.
Hinata=thanks and here yall go who wants juice.
Saskue=me do.
Asuma=me to.
Hinata=here what juice do you want apple or orange. Saskue=apple. Asuma=orange.
Hinata=okay here you go.
Saskue=ank you hina.
Asuma=thank you auntie.
Hinata=your welcome guys just so cute.
Saskue=c’mon asuma. Asuma=okay.
(in saskue room) saskue=mmm good. Asuma=auntie always make good stuff thats yummy. Saskue=yea mmm asuma=were my juice go. Saskue=(gulp)me dont know. Asuma=lets go find it. Saskue=otay whew do we go. Asuma=over thewe.
(points to ino room).
Saskue=otay me done wait(drinks juice)me done.
Asuma=okay wets go.
(in ino room)
Asuma=can you see it.
Saskue=me cant reach. Asuma=almost thewe . Saskue=no juice. Asuma=okay another place. Saskue=otay.
(in kitchen)
Asuma=see it.
Saskue=no.
Hinata=what are you two doing.
Saskue=me help asuma look for juice.
Asuma= I  wan juice but id gone.
Hinata=you mean this juice(hands asuma sippy cup) asuma=juice!!
Saskue=whew it go. Hinata=it was empty so  I  refilled it with your favorite juice. Asuma=thank you. Saskue=me want juice to. Hinata=here saskue. Saskue=ank you hina. Asuma=okay  I  got juice sooooooo wets pway. Saskue=otay asuma.
(in saskue room) asuma=saskue look wat  I  got.
Saskue=wat is it.
Asuma=its my daddy see mommy say he was wike uncle maru but mommy say he was not lazy.
Saskue=he say he always tiwed.
Asuma=yea but he fun. Saskue=yea he pway game wif me and wets me pway wif his phone.
Asuma=hey saskue whew your mommy and daddy.
Saskue=up thewe.
Asuma=oh...
Saskue=(sniff sniff).
Asuma=no cry  I  sowy pwease no cry.
Saskue=its otay me haf new mommy an daddy.