(In the movie theater)
Sai=alright movie starts in 20 minutes so what's first?
Saskue=candy candy candy!!!!!
Sakura=not to much candy saskue.
Saskue=me wan chocowate an juice an dat an an dat an ishe cweam!
Sai=that's a lot candy don't you think.
Saskue=nu uh me ead id all.
Sakura=lets just get some popcorn and some gummy bears for saskue and a soda.
Sai=alright.
(after sai got the snacks)
Sai=here you go saskue.
Saskue=ank ou.
(in the theater room),
Sakura=look there are some seats up there.
(after the movie)
Saskue=(yawn)
Sai=so how was the movie.
Saskue=me wike id.
Sakura=it was alright.
(outside)
Sai=ladies first.
Sakura=such a gentlemen.
Saskue=zzzz.
Sakura=he fell asleep standing up.
Sai= I got him.
(when sai picked up saskue there was people surrounding him and sakura)
Sai=who are all of you.
Sound ninja=we are sound ninja we were sent by kabuto to get the last remaining uchiha brat.
Sakura=no way you are getting him!!
Saskue=(whimper)
Sound ninja 2=hand him over or I will kill you slowly.
Sai= I cannot let that happen.
Sound ninja 3=what can you do to us there is only two of you and let's see two hundred of us.
Sai=(pulls out scroll)well lets see who will win then ready sakura.
Sakura=yeah.
(sai put's saskue in the car and locks all of the door's and places a giant seal on the car)
Sai=alright.
Sakura=how long will that hold for?
Sai=30 minutes.
Sakura=more than enough time.
(battle start)
(one of the sound ninja ran to sakura and tried to attack her but sakura punched the ninja and she sent the ninja flying)
Sai=nice punch babe.
Sakura=you're not to bad yourself what is your count.
Sai=hmm ten.
Sakura=ha try twenty.
Sai=alright.
(sai then summon an ink chimera and sent it to some of the ninja's and it exploded defeating them)
Sai=so twenty-five.
Sakura=twenty-four.
(so sai and sakura continued to beat up the sound ninja's saskue was not even scared anymore he was amazed at how sai and sakura was going all ninja mode in front of him so he was cheering)
Saskue=sakuwa do da thing!!!
Sai=thing what thing?
Sakura=this.
(sakura punched the ground and which launched the enemy in the air and she jumped and spiked all of them to the ground)
Sai=whoa.
(sai then made a ink eagle and he got on it and he made two ink chimera and they attacked the sound ninja sai then made a ink sword and jumped off the eagle and he hit the ninja with it causing a ink explosion basically his ultimate jutsu from the ninja storm series)
Saskue=whoa!!
Sakura=neat.
(so sakura and sai had two more ninja's to beat up one behind sakura and one behind sai so they rushed and punched the sound ninja they saw and they were both in each other's arms so then they started to make out)
Saskue=ewww!!!!
Naruto=hey guys I 'm here...Whoa heh heh.
(sakura broke the kiss)
Sakura=uh naruto(blushes)
Naruto=hey sorry I was late.
Sai=hey naruto.
Saskue=nawootoe sakuwa an sa kissy dat icky!!!
Naruto=alright come on saskue we are going home coming sakura.
Sakura=uhh not tonight.
...
Naruto=ohh okay.
Saskue=.....
Sai=soo.
(saskue runs to sai and hugs him sai then bends down and picks him)
Saskue=ank ou sa.
....
Sai=(heh I ..Almost what it felt like to get a hug like this).
Naruto=ready to go saskue.
(while saskue was still hugging sai saskue said in a strangly adult voice)
Saskue=hurt her and I will kill you.
.....
Sai=what the.
Saskue=bye bye.
....
Sai=( I must be hearing things)
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Baby Sasuke
HumorSasuke mysteriously gets turned into toddler, having no recollection of his friends,the war, and everything between. With him in this state it is up to his teammates to care for him, but how will this effect Naruto and Sakura and how will Team Seven...