B4 Is Life (@Vixen7183x)
OMFG I JUST SAW @Cris_Emerson ON THE TUBE! I cant even breathe
Dorian Grey II (@DorianII)
My uninvited guest has no table manners either #wtf #notmycouch #WolfAtTheTable
Text Message from Rosie to Irial
Rosie: dont eat all my food
Irial: i'm a hobbit. where would i put it all?
Rosie: dont try to be cute
Rosie: ur not
Irial: i resent that
Rosie: harold made that for me
Rosie: and dont even i say you put away a whole pizza alone during the olympics
Irial: im a stress eater!
Irial: i was worried my countrymen had become losers
Rosie: well...
Irial: -.- im done with you
Rosie: wait!
Rosie: who's over?
Rosie: IRI!
Rosie: sigh...fine...just make sure you use protection
Ainsley Stilinski (@stileshasthespark)
Um...may be crazy but i seriously think i saw @Cris_Emerson of @breakingfourth leaving campus #hyperventilating #WhatIsLife
Cris Emerson (@Cris_Emerson)
Homemade Chinese food's a little intimidating #MooShuPork #SomeoneSaveMe #ShouldI?
Dominic Kinsey (@Nic_Kinsey)
@Cris_Emerson sounds dangerous O.O
Soren Reid (@sorensoars)
@Cris_Emerson I won't reschedule if you get food poisoning #justsaying
Benji Iriving (@BenjiDIrving)
better man up @Cris_Emerson and eat it. Mate, you're representing @breakingfourth #BeStrong #DrinkTheKoolAid #YouveGotThis
Dorian Grey II (@DorianII)
Omfg, this is just ridiculous, kid. I'm about to force feed this kid through a damn straw #judging
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"You're mental."
Silence.
"It's not poisonous just...you know...grab it."
A disbelieving look.
"Quite the child, you are. Fine but don't just sit there. Do something."
"Why don't you? You're older, anyway," Cris pointed out, lips turning into a pointed little pout that had worked on shark interviewers, record execs, and parents alike, but Irial just barked out a laugh at the expression, raising his eyebrows and pointing a finger at him.
"Charming, love, really. Age is but a number. You're an old soul, I'm immature. Besides, I think I'm gonna have pull the gay card on this one. I'm far too much a sparkly fairy princess to lower myself to such unsavory levels." Cris blinked at him, and Irial waved a hand imperiously, still crouched on top of a chair and eyeing the bug in the corner with a narrow-eyed murderous gaze. He shifted, glancing sideways at Cris, "Well, off with you Sir Crispin."
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Some Kind of Serendipity
RomantikIrial doesn't do relationships...and why should he? He's smart, sarcastic, likable and in his final year at university with a popular Twitter account and college radio station...plus, he's been burned before and doesn't need anyone besides his two f...
