Text message from Ariella to Mum
Ariella: I'm not sure how comfortable I am with this
Mum: You know Cris wouldn't ask you to do this if it wasn't important
Ariella: I'm lying about...I'm LYING
Mum: Did Harry send you what you need to say?
Ariella: Yes and he thinks getting me and Rosie involved could go wrong
Mum: You promised Ari. Do it.
Ariella Emerson (@Ariella_Em106)
People need to stop with the Crisial bullshit. It's not funny or helping anyone
Text message from Irial to Crispin
Irial: Your dog liked the backyard
Crispin: Good since it was all for him :)
Irial: I thought it was all for ME?
Irial: I knew you loved the dog more than me >.<
Crispin: Not true...I can't shag the dog
Irial: Dirty boy. What am I going to do with you?
Crispin: Tie me up and fuck me until I can't walk?
Crispin: Let me time you up and ride you until you can't speak from screaming while I come on you
Crispin: Or you could blow me. I'd never object to a bj
Irial: Fuck princess, what am I going to do with ME? Since you stole my vibrator and took it to gay Paris
Crispin: Suffer or wank or finger yourself...and preferably send me a video of you doing those things...or Skype with me while you do it
Irial: Fuck I miss you
Crispin: love you :*
Irial Dorian (@DorianII)
My boyfriend is a fucking cocktease #ImHard #ComeBack #HelpMe
B4 Updates (@B4_Updates)
@breakingfourth is doing an interview about their upcoming album in Paris #ImExcited
Irish Rose (@rosieposie)
Everyone needs to stop spamming me about #Crisial @Cris_Emerson isn't gay and @DorianII has a bf that he loves
Irial Dorian (@DorianII)
Would you like a free condom? They're boysenberry. #justsaying #Juno #MovieNight
Cris Emerson (@Cris_Emerson)
No thanks @DorianII. I'm off sex right now
Irial Dorian (@DorianII)
@Cris_Emerson wears them every time we have intercourse makes his junk smell like pie balls #ImDying #SoInappropriate #ThisMovieThough
Cris Emerson (@Cris_Emerson)
@DorianII lmao...I can't. We're doing Mean Girls next, right?
Irial Dorian (@DorianII)
Oh my God @Cris_Emerson you can't just ask people why they're white #HellYes #ThatMovieToo #MovieNight #ViaSkype #BecauseReasons
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Some Kind of Serendipity
RomanceIrial doesn't do relationships...and why should he? He's smart, sarcastic, likable and in his final year at university with a popular Twitter account and college radio station...plus, he's been burned before and doesn't need anyone besides his two f...
