Some Kind of Serendipity

"Superhuman" Chirs Brown ft. Keri Hilson

***Just caution the chapter has the one and only graphic sex scene, which is also my first attempt at writing a slash sex scene. I've decided homosexual or heterosexual sex scenes are not for me.  I just feel uncomfortable writing them and filled with the overwhelming sense of "holy shit what if my mother read this" so...have mercy***

Dorian Grey II (@DorianII)

EU roadtrip with @rosieposie and Potter for the next 3 wks #roadtrip #goodtimes #wtfhostels

Text message from Cris to Irial

Cris: How's France?

Iri: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Cris: Mais oui. Je te desire

Iri: :*

Iri: How's St. Louis?

Cris: I'm over Missouri. Bring back the deep South

Iri: The dirty South ;)

Cris: The only thing dirty were the pics you sent me

Iri: Who sent who a vid of himself wanking?

Cris: Like it didn't get you off

Irish Rose (@rosieposie)

1 wk thru @DorianII choked on Polish vodka & both him and Potter cried at Auschwtiz

To: crossesoflead@gmail.com.uk

From: irialdorian@gmail.com.uk

Subject: So shit went down

So we went to Auschwitz last day of being in Poland (depressing but kind of really spiritual) and then went out to a bar after (I know but we all REALLY needed the liquor).  This drunk guy hits on Rosie.  She tells him to fuck off, but then he FOLLOWS her back to the hostel.  The whole way.  He tried to touch her and Harry went ballistic. Straight up punched him out then all calmly called the police.  It was fantastic and a little frightening to be honest.  Have fun (but not too much fun) in Chicago (don't buy a ridiculous amount of Blackhawks gear for the house you prat). We're off to Russia tomorrow, spending almost a week there, and I'll have to stick my tongue down Rosie's throat so they don't lock me away in a cellar (for the next 4 days I'm straight as a pole).

I love you.

PS 3 wks until we're both back in London

PPS Your late bday present is brill

Cris Emerson (@Cris_Emerson)

Wishin' we could start again. Wendy run away with me, I know I sound crazy don't you see what you do to me? I want to be your lost boy, your last chance, a better reality.

To: irialdorian@gmail.com.uk

From: crossesoflead@gmail.com.uk

Subject: One and a half weeks is too long...

I've watched every single episode of Couples therapy and all the seasons of Mob Wives plus I'm caught up on the Real Housewives (I know you're judging me, stop it).  Dominic and Kim got into another fight about how friendly he is with fans (alright, really? They need to relax). Penney flew out to see Benji and it was great to see her again (so did Jocelyn and Cheryl refused to talk to Micah at all for about a week).  Shah wants to pull out my eyeballs and fingernails, feed me to starving lions, run me over with a truck (no exaggerating his killer eyes make Stassi from Vanderpump Rules look tame). Javed and Yasmin think it's funny.  The boys and Mizra think I should run.  Both Alina and I are done with this shit and each other (we have 0 chemistry anyway). We (you and me not me and Alina) need to open more lines of communication somehow because I know we talk all the time but I feel like we never talk.  And the pictures are great but I don't...it's like...I love you and I miss you and management makes it worse. You should've been here.  I want you here