After Christmas, you would think things would calm down and become somewhat routine. Nope, not even close. The brothers and cousins had a little fun at our expense. I swear, they will die a painful death.
"You know the girls are so going to kill us," Noah told them.
"Eh, they won't do shit," Nixon said as they walked up to our rooms carrying buckets.
"They need to lighten up. The girls have been so damn touchy lately," Nathan added.
"Did they forget who they're dating?" Nolan asked him.
"Yep," Nathan answered.
All five doors flung open, and so did the water in the buckets, the ice-cold water.
"Nash!" I screamed, startled from my sleep to an ice-cold bath.
"Oops, my bad," he chuckled.
"I will chop off your balls, Nixon!" Kat screamed.
"Yeah, and you must catch me first!" He yelled back.
"So, not funny, Nathan!" Macey growled.
"Wet tee shirts are always fun," he laughed.
"Noah, you're a dead man!" Marcy shouted.
"But a happy dead man," he reasoned.
"Nolan, you twerp!"
"Bite me bite me a lot," he told her while wiggling his brows at her.
We all scrambled out of bed and chased after them. The boys ran, we tackled them, and they pinned us down, those damn Gray Brothers.
Then things took a turn as the next thing we knew, they picked us up and carried us to the bedrooms. Such horny little bastards they are.
If Nash and I kept this up, we would be the next couple to be expecting a little bundle of joy.
He rolled off of me as we caught our breaths.
"Ever heard of a good morning kiss?" I asked him.
He grinned. "And what fun would that be?"
I pulled the blankets over me and cuddled up next to him. He wrapped his arms around me.
"You know this means war?" I told him.
"Pretty much," he smirked. I laughed.
And war it was. We went all out with the pranks. They ranged from someone who gets the pudding in their bra to the hot sauce in their boxers. Let's not forget the shaving cream and cheese. Thank you, demon spawn, for your suggestion.
If it was one thing, I learned about the brothers is, fight fire with them, well, almost. Someone got their head shaved while another got their brows cut. A third got their legs shaved. The fourth got their armpits shaved, and last, but not least, someone got their nether regions shaved. Who may you ask? You're about to find out.
"They will kill us, you know," Marcy informed us.
"Yeah, but they're lucky considering the shit they pulled on me through the years," I said to her as we all held electric razors in our hands.
"How long before they wake up?" Kat asked us.
"Well, the sleeping pills should wear off in about a minute," Marcy answered.
"I think I will like this family." Brook grinned.
We stood there and waited, then we heard it, "What the..."
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The Gray Brothers Wedding ✔️ (Wattpad version)
HumorLiving with The Gray Brothers has always been unique. Maggie has survived countless battles with the brothers and most of college as well. Wait until she has to survive her senior year in college and wedding planning. Join Maggie and Nash as they...
