The Gray Brothers Wedding ✔️ (Wattpad version)

You're nuts

With Nathan married and expecting a little one on the way, things finally settled down, well maybe. With March here, so was spring, and so were more surprises. What surprises may you ask? I'm glad you asked because this one came in the form of Carson and Meg.

We were all hanging out when both of them came in and announced, "We got married!"

"She knocked up?" Nixon asked him.

"What? No," Carson answered as he rolled his eyes.

"So, tell us again why you got married?" Nash asked as he shuffled the cards.

"Why not? I figure we would eventually get married, might as well do it now," we reasoned.

"Wait until Aunt Dom finds out," Noah mentioned.

"I'm not afraid of my mother," he countered.

"Oh really," Nathan said as he pulled out his phone and made a call.

"What's he doing? What are you doing?" Carson asked us.

"Hello, Aunt Dominique, I'm just calling to tell you Carson got married. Yep, sure will. Here it's for you," he said, handing the phone to Carson.

Carson shot him a look and snatched the phone from him. "Hey, Momma," he greeted his mother.

Do I sound like your mother? No! What the hell is wrong with you? Have you lost your damn mind? Cayson yelled on the other end.

"Hey, dad," he sighed.

Don't hey dad me. Is she pregnant?

"No," Carson answered.

Then why get married now. I swear your mother dropped you on your head as a baby. And another thing, we will have a severe talk when you come home. Tell your brothers; it includes them, you...

Man, Cayson has some colorful language, and he wasn't even on speakerphone.

Carson finally hung up and handed the phone back to Nathan. "You just had to call my dad."

"Well, you are a dumb ass. So, yeah," Nathan shrugged.

"What's wrong with getting married?" He asked him.

"How about the fact, A: you aren't out of school, B: you don't have a job yet, and C: you didn't let me perform your simple ceremony? Forgive them, father, for being complete twits. Amen," Nixon remarked.

I couldn't help but snicker as did Nash. Then the next thing we knew, Cody and Caleb walked in with their girls and started yelling at Carson.

"What the hell is wrong with you? You got married?" Caleb yelled at him.

"Yeah, so?" He shrugged.

"So, idiot, Momma will roast your nuts. Gives a whole new meaning, chestnuts roasting on an open fire," Cody added.

"Leave my nuts out of this," he said to them.

"It doesn't matter. It's not like you will have any when your ma gets ahold of you," Nixon countered.

Nash and I couldn't help but roar with laughter.

"What's so funny?" Carson looked at us.

"That when Grammy finds out, you and Nathan better run," he smirked.

"Well, shit," Nathan and Carson both said.

"Good thing, both of you are letting her throw your wedding because the time you're wedding rolls around all of us will be married," Noah mentioned to Nash.