Cardiac Arrest (Ereri/Riren AU) (Death Note AU) (L!Levi x Kira!Eren) (COMPLETED)

Life's Too Fragile

Eren

"So..." Dustin bellyflopped down on my sofa, "what's the plan now?"

I turned to Dustin, "Do you by any chance have your sketchbook?"

Dustin rolled his eyes, "Well, duh. I had it when we at with me yesterday at your parents' house. Why do you need it? I thought we were planning for when Tsukki and Selena come over."

I sighed, "Dustin, this is me preparing. Just draw Mikasa."

Dustin's right eyebrow quirked up, "I thought that a drawing, no matter how realistic it is could never be sufficient in finding a name from with shinigami eyes."

"I know that."

"Then why am I supposed to draw that bitch?"

"You said it yourself," I smirked, "We can have Fin run facial records."

"Now I feel like a dumbass," Dustin groaned, "it was my idea too."

I pat the brunet on the head, "It's fine. You're probably tired anyways. Can you draw her though? It could also help Tsukki and Selena know who they're looking for if they have a visual description of her."

Dustin unzipped his backpack, "I really don't want to draw this bitch, but if it's for the good of the team, I'll make the sacrifice."

"Thanks, D."

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"They're here!" Dustin jumped up from his seat, running over to answer the door, me following behind him.

"Yo," the taller of the two gave an uninterested peace sign, a lollipop stick hanging lazily out of their mouth.

Definitely Tsukki.

The shorter female gave a big smile, a coffee flavored Pocky hanging out of her mouth, "Hiya, Boss!"

Dustin opened the door wider to allow entrance. Tsukki and Selena entered, Selena at the forefront while Tsukki took their time, taking in the scenery as they entered.

"Why the fuck are you wearing a Batman mask?" Tsukki asked.

"I'm hiding my face," Dustin replied, "E- Boss made me. Said that you might try to kill me."

"He thought right, bitch," Tsukki flipped Dustin off, "I hate you. I don't even know why you're apart of the team. You don't even own a Death Note."

"Darren is smart," I used the alias that Dustin thought up, "He possesses a lot of useful qualities and makes a great addition to the team."

"If Boss likes him, he's A-okay in my book," Selena pointed out, "You don't have to be such a Grumpygills, Taylor."

Tsukki rolled their eyes, "Is all of this really necessary? I left my snake at home because the goddamn airline wouldn't let me bring them. I arrived here second and this bitch," they motioned to Selena, "just let me see their name! So then I had to let her see mine so that she didn't whine!"

"Taylor's real name is cute," Selena laughed, "There are a lot of anime characters I like with their name."

"Goddamn weeb," Tsukki mumbled, lifting up the hood to their Pierce the Veil hoodie, "I hate America and stupid weaboos."

Selena ignored Tsukki's comment, instead facing me, "I can't see your name either, but I like calling you Boss, so that's fine. Do you like our disguises?"

Dustin nodded, "Yeah, I was just about to comment on them. How did you do that?"

"They cosplay. A lot," Tsukki responded shortly.