Gunderkeen one-shots

Out of the Bag

Mallory's POV:
I was in the weapons closet, a dark room filled with weapons of every kind. I had found some red gold in my room that I had been unaware of. Currently I was looking for another sword, mine had been taken last month.
I heard some footsteps behind me, I pulled my knife and went to stab the person. Something stopped my attack, a hand wrapping around my own belonged to the oaf that was my boyfriend.
"What are you doing idiot?" I ask taking my hand back and putting away my knife.
"Nothing," I could hear the smirk in his voice, he wrapped his arms around my waste. My face burned red, I leaned back into him.
I turned towards him and started kissing him. Things got heated quickly, Halfborn picked me up and I wrapped my legs around his waist.
Suddenly the door opened, Halfborn and I froze. T.J.'s eyes popped out of his head, Halfborn dropped me, our faces red.
"Magnus! We're right!" T.J. shouted, and ran off. Halfborn and I were silent for awhile. "Way to go, oaf." I say.
"Well now that that's out of the way." Halfborn days turning back to me. I gave him a peck on the lips, grabbed the sword I had been looking at earlier, and walked out of the storage closet.
On my way to my room I came across Magnus and T.J., T.J.'s face was still red. "Where's Halfborn?" Magnus asked with a smirk.
"Use your head Magnus before its rolling away from your shoulders." I growl.
His eyes grow and he immediately shuts up. "That's what I thought." I say and slam the door to my room.
I come out for dinner, the guys already got a table. I sit next to Halfborn, and a Valkyrie comes and fills my plate and cup.
"So. Halfborn, find anything in the weapons closet?" T.J. asks innocently. "No." Halfborn replies, taking a gulp of his mead in order to hide a small blush.
"What about you Mallory? Find that sword you were looking for?" Magnus asked, " how about I run you through with it and you can tell me." I say.
That shut them up, Halfborn laughs put an arm around my shoulders. I smirk, the conversation carried to Magnus' most recent and embarrassing death.