Gunderkeen one-shots

Braids and Morning Breath

Mallory's POV:
      The sun shone through my closed eyelids. I groaned and rolled over only to be met by Halfborn's morning breath.
      I quickly cover my nose and open my eyes. My boyfriend was snoring peacefully next to me, his arm around my waist.
        Not wanting to get up but becoming bored, I start running my fingers through his beard.
       Twisting and twirling his facial hair around my fingers, I smiled and began to braid it.
        It took forever to get the oaf's hair untangled, but finally I had three separate braids in my boyfriends beard.         I tied them off with some hair ties I had around my wrist, blue, purple and green.
       I chuckled at the sight, my victim groaned and rolled over facing away from me. Getting an idea I begin combing his hair on his head with my fingers, getting all the knots out.
      Sitting up I skillfully French braid his hair. I couldn't contain my giggles,
"What are you doing woman?" He asks sleepily, not turning to me.
      "Nothing," I say, finishing off the braid with a pink hair tie I found, I think it might be Alex's. Gunderson reaches back and batts my hand away, feeling my work.
       "You look so pretty." I coo at him, my boyfriend just groans and sits up. Still running his hand through his hair, he then looks down at his beard.
"How long have you been up?" He marvels.
"Not long," I shrug.
       He glares at me, then grabs my waist and sets me in his lap, going in for a kiss. I dodge it,
"Not until you brush your teeth, you have terrible morning breath."
"Stubborn Irish vixen." He grumbles.
       Getting up, he walks to the bathroom. I sit and read a book until he comes back out a few minutes later.
He breaths on me, it was minty fresh, "better not have used my toothbrush, oaf." I say and position myself in his lap again.
      He just kisses me, I run a hand over his hair-do, as he grips my waist. He lays down, I follow, laying on his chest as he plays with the bottom of my pajama shirt. I go to pull it over my head when the door opens.
       "Mallory, you're going to miss breakf-" Alex blushes a deep scarlet and smirks.
"Use protection." He shouts before closing the door.
       "I'm up," I say getting off of him, he makes his way to the door. I walk to the bathroom door.
"Oh, Mal?" Halfborn calls.
       I turn and he kisses me, we kiss for a few moments before he pulls away.
"I did use your toothbrush." He says before leaving.
        I glare at him, "good luck getting those braids out!" I call after him.
"Oaf, now I need a new toothbrush."

A/N
*fangirl screaming from your author* This chapter is just adorable in my opinion. Hope you enjoyed, stay insane fellow fan-humans!