𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 - 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴

❦ gregory x reader - shovels ❦

(I DO NOT OWN THE MUSIC) ^^There's also a picture ((;

"(Y/n)," Gregory looked deep into my eyes and held my hands in his, "are you sure you want to go through with this?" He asked with a worried look on his face.

"Of course, I want people to know we're a couple." I smiled and he kissed my forehead.

"Okay then, let's go." He said, sighing while holding my hand and walking in the cafeteria.

All eyes were on us.

We ignored all the stared and whispers and walked over to where Christophe was sitting and sat down. "Hey, Christophe." I gave him a soft smile, and he nodded in acknowledgment.

"So, zou guys are actually a couple?" Christophe asked, and we nodded.

"Yeah, I just thought it was enough sneaking around, y'know? It gets tiring when Wendy tries hitting on him constantly, every single day." I sighed, and they chuckled.

"Me too, and I'm glad." Gregory said, and I kissed his cheek.

"Uh oh, here comes ze bitch and her slutty friends." Christophe said, rolling his eyes and smoking more of his cigarette.

"Um, Gregory?" Wendy asked, glaring at me. "What are you doing with her?" She growled and the other bimbos glared at me.

"Actually, he's my boyfriend. And if I stand corrected, you have a boyfriend, no?" I smiled, and Wendy started trembling. "I don't think Stan would like it if he found out you were sliding in my boyfriend's dms, now would he?" I asked, menacingly.

"UGH!" She and the others went away, but not before saying, "Watch your back, (Y/n)!"

"Ha!" Christophe snorted. "Zou should've zeen their faces!" He smirked while smoking some more.

"See, this is why I love you." Gregory said, wrapping his arms around me.

"Thank God, I'm just glad they're gone." I chuckled.

"God?" Christophe said, and I groaned along with Gregory.

"Not again," We mumbled before Christophe could start his rant on God.

-

When I was at my locker after eighth period, Kyle came over and started panting, rambling on about stuff I couldn't exactly make out.

"Whoa there Kyle, take breaths." I said, putting my arms on his shoulder. He then did what I told him to do. "Now, tell me what's wrong."

"Gregory and Christophe are in a fight with Wendy, Bebe, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman!" He gasped out, and I gasped too.

Kyle and I both ran to the outside of the school. "How did this happen, and why aren't you fighting?!" I asked, still running.

"Long story, but just hurry up!"

When we got outside, Kenny and Cartman were both on the ground, both very bruised and bloody.

"Gregory, Christophe!" I gasped, running to their side. "What happened?!" I demanded. I looked at their faces and they were both bruised, and very bloody. I looked over at Stan and the other two, and Stan was quite bruised up, but not the girls. Both were fine without a single scratch.

"See, he cheated on me with that whore!" Wendy yelled to Stan, pointing to me.

"What?" I asked, and Bebe came over and slapped me. And it was quite loud, and it would probably leave a huge mark.

"(Y/n)!" Gregory yelled, shoving Bebe to the side. I slowly got up, all eyes on me. I walked over to Christophe and grabbed his shovel, running over to Bebe and Wendy and slamming them both with the shovel. I did it until they were both unconscious, and I then walked over to Stan. He had a terrified look on his face and I slapped him.

But that wasn't all oh-ho, no. There was more. I then slammed him with the shovel, finished and finally ending the fight.

"Don't any of you dare mess with my boyfriend and I, and not even his friends!" I roared and everyone ran away.

I turned and looked at Christophe and Gregory, who were both confused and utterly shocked.

"Here," I said, handing Christophe his shovel. "It has a bit of blood on it, but you can clean it off." He stared at me, and then started laughing. Gregory started laughing, too.

"Damn, (Y/n)." Gregory said, pulling me close and kissing me constantly. "You were such a badass." He hugged me.

"He is right, (Y/n)." Christophe said. "Zou are a badass." They chuckled.

"I know," I said chuckling. "We should probably call an ambulance and leave." They nodded and we left.

When we were waking to Gregory's house, he started talking.

"(Y/n)," Gregory asked.

"Yeah?" I said, turning to him.

"Did I mention I love you?" He said, smiling.

"Yes, zou did. Now shut ze fuck up." Christophe said, and we rolled our eyes.

"Yes, you did. And I love you, too." He carried me on his back for the rest of the walk.

And we lived happily ever after...

Just kidding. We all got suspended for two weeks, but we were together for those two weeks.

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i honestly just wanted to use this as an excuse to hit someone in the head with christophes shovel

(edited October 7, 2018)