𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 - 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴

❦ cartman x ticklish!reader - dumbass ❦

(sksk listen to the song whenever)

"Goddammit, (Y/n)," Stan hissed at me, closing his eyes and pinching the tip of his nose. "You can't keep avoiding him, he's gonna catch up to you sooner or later." Kyle and the others nodded.

"Yeah, just give him the money and he won't hurt you or whatever." Kyle said. "Trust me, I've dealt with Cartman in this type of situation, things will just get worse. Seriously, he'll probably end up killing you or something." Kyle mumbled and I gasped.

"Dude, don't say that!" Clyde yelled and Kyle apologized.

"I'm gonna so die," I mumbled, burying my face inside my palms. Kenny rubbed my back in 'comfort', but he was actually trying to feel my bra strap.

"Kenny, what the fuck?! Now is not the time for this! Unless you have the money, then sure, I'll let you do it." I hissed, making Kenny back away.

"How much do you owe him anyway?" Craig asked and I sighed.

"Five hundred dollars," I muttered, averting my gaze and pacing my hand on my neck. The boys' eyes practically popped out of their sockets.

"H-h-how the f-fuck do you owe h-him that m-much?!" Jimmy asked, and I pouted.

"Well, we were messing around, outside of Kyle's house, y'know...?" I laughed nervously, not looking at Kyle at all.

"WHAT?! What the fuck did you two do?!" Kyle yelled and I sighed.

"Cartman bet that he couldn't get your mom to drink his..." I groaned, shaking my head. Kyle gave me a death glare as he waited for me to continue. "...he bet he couldn't get your mom to drink his pee..." I flinched as I waited for Kyle to react.

"That means-"

"Kyle's mom drank Cartman's pee!" Clyde finished, laughing so hard he ended up falling onto the floor. The others laughed hard too until Kyle ended up almost killing me. Well, he just pushed me very aggressively to the wall and almost punched me.

"Kyle, calm down! I bet she only agreed because she knew Cartman couldn't do it." Lies, I thought. I totally knew Cartman would make her drink his pee, but I guess I didn't think about how much money I would be wasting.

"Y-yeah, I wouldn't do such a thing to your mom!" I cried, shielding my face. I looked at Kyle and he stared at me with pure anger, making his face become redder than his hair.

"You're just as worse as Cartman," Kyle yelled, but it didn't bother me. That means that Cartman and me have a lot in common, which means we can end up together-

"Thanks!" I smiled, biting my lip. The others stared at me in horror.

(THIS IS WHERE WATTPAD DELETED SO MUCH OF MY STORY LIKE IM REALLY FUCKING PISSED RN BUT OH WELL, HERE GOES ME GIVING WATTPAD A 1 STAR)

"-for nothing!" I continued, scoffing. "I thought you were better than that Kyle, but no! How dare you compare me to that handsome," I whispered the 'handsome' part, "devil! I would never be or like him in a million years, so shut up!" I scoffed again, rolled my eyes, and crossed my arms. The others just gave me a blank stare. "I demand an apology."

"What the f-" Stan was cut off by the doorbell. My eyes widened as well as my mouth becoming more opened. The doorbell rang two more times before Kyle gave me a malicious smile and slowly walked to the door.

"Kyle, no-"

"KYLE YES!" I shook my head as I ran upstairs and locked myself in a room.

"(Y/N)'S UPSTAIRS!" I heard Kyle yell and I cringed. I opened the window and prepared myself. Before I could climb out, I heard someone knock on the door gently. I gasped and jumped onto a tree branch, which moved up and down too much it was practically dangerous.

"Oh god," I cried before the branch snapped, "shit-" then I had fallen into a bush.

I decided to stay in the bush because I wasn't mentally prepared to leave, or physically. And I'm pretty sure I broke my butt and back. But the bush was big enough to where it was long and there was just mostly grass in the inside, and I could fit 'comfortably', to another point where another person could fit in there too.

"He won't find me in here," I laughed quietly. I closed my eyes and rubbed my butt painfully. I opened my eyes and saw Cartman and I almost screamed, but he covered my mouth.

"Hush, or it'll only make things worse." He whispered in my ear in a deep, husky voice. I shivered as I bit my lip nervously.

"C-Cartman," I whispered. He looked at me with his dark chocolate eyes as he smirked with his eyes furrowed. "I-if you're talking about the money, I-I don't have it!" Cartman pushed his body against mine some more to a point where I could feel his warm breath on my skin.

"You see, (Y/n), that's a problem. Because a bets a bet." Cartman pinned me down on the ground and his look became scarier by the second.

"I. Don't. Have. It." I felt my confidence suddenly boost by 50x as I said that. I smirked as I bit my lip, but not out of nervousness.

"Well, you're gonna have to pay the price." He said so quietly, I could barely hear him. I felt my heart beat faster as Cartman stared at me. I never witnessed this side of Cartman personally, and it scared me. But at the same time, I felt kinda turned on.

"Do your worst," I smiled, relaxing my body. Cartman leaned in closer than before and placed his hands on my waist. I closed my eyes and waited for Cartman's lips on mine, but he started tickling me? I couldn't help but laugh and squirm under his grasp.

"Cartman, ah no!" I cried, grasping onto his shirt. "Stop,"I laughed, "I don't have the money, I swear!" I said between laughs and breaths. Cartman smiled as he continued to do this.

After a few minutes, I was full on crying and begging Cartman to stop. It was hurting me so much, by laughing and him touching parts of my body I didn't know were ticklish.

"I have another way you can pay me," Cartman smirked as licked his lips. Before I could have a reaction, Cartman kissed me. He groped my ass as I let out a small cry. That shit hurt a lot.

Laughed as he began to kiss my neck and nibbled it. I let out small moans as I grasped onto his hair. He smelled of a tiny bit of cologne, but more of chicken. And hey, I liked it. A lot.

"God, you're so fucking hot, you bitch." He mumbled as he started to kiss and lick other parts of my body. I moaned
louder as I grasped onto his boner.

...

"Hey dad, do you hear that?"

"Yeah, it sounds like... moaning?"

"Yeah, i'd know,"

"Shut up, its no-nut-November."

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