(Face Reveal at end??)
Stan - Gaygoth
Kyle - Periodblood
Cartman - Toomanynamesforthisasshole
Kenny - McWhoredick
Butters - Bubbles
Craig - Gayemo
Clyde - Tacobelltrash
Token - Richbitch
Tweek - Shishtartea
Jimmy - Disabledgay1
Timmy - Disabledgay2
(warning every1, there's a fake nude down there just to letcha know. if you're a fetus and have not been to sex-ed yet, pls do not look at the picture, and pls don't report me I'm just trying to be funny 😭)
HottieThottie has added added Gaygoth, Periodblood, Toomanynamesforthisasshole, McWhoredick, Bubbles, Gayemo, Tacobelltrash, Ritchbitch, Shishtartea, Disabledgay1, and Disabledgay2 to 'FrAnDs'.
HottieThottie: HEY SHISHTARS
Periodblood: Wtf (Y/n)...
Tacobelltrash: HAY (Y/n)
Ritchbitch: I was gonna say hi but I hate my name so like no
Toomanynamesforthisasshole: why tf did u add me I hate u all
Diabledgay1: can some1help me? i fell down my stairs and I rlly cant get up
HottieThottie: HAHAHA NO1 RESPONDED WHATAGREATAUDIENCE
Bubbles: I like my name, thanks (Y/n)!
Gaygoth: I wasn't gonna respond but Kyle told me how dumb this was so I wanted to see
Gayemo: Kyle, huh?
HottieThottie: OO STYLE HAS COME TRUE
McWhoredick: my babies have grown up
Toomanynamesforthisasshole: haha ew gay jew
Tacobelltrash: let's just bully Cartman so he leaves
Disabledgay2: timmy
HottieThottie: dw stan and kyle, I haven't forgotten about u two lovers 😙
Periodblood: shut up (Y/n) let's not forget about ur little crush... 👀
Tacobelltrash: OO WHO IS IT IM UR BESTIE I SHOULD KNOW
Gayemo: no I am fuck off 🖕🏻
Ritchbitch: (Y/n) WHO IS IT
Shishtartea: yes spill the tea
McWhoredick: it's probably every guy here remember her name "Thottie"
HottieThottie: shut the fuck up Kenny, at least I'm not desperate and screw Craig's little sister... 🤮
Gayemo: WAIT WTF WHAT
Disabledgay1: That is some nasty tea
Tacobelltrash: woah wtf isn't she like 3 years younger than Kenny?
Periodblood: WHAT THE HELL KEN
Toomanynamesforthisasshole: HAHAAH HE PROBABLY HAS LIKE TEN STDS NOW
Gayemo: I'm giving you five seconds to run before I come over and beat your ass
HottieThottie: ...
Ritchbitch: ur so responsible (Y/n) I love it
Gaygoth: kenny is the literal definition of a walking std I swear
McWhoredick: HES ACTUALLY AT MY DOOR SOMEONE HELP
Disabledgay1: kennys a rapist
Tacobelltrash: HAHA YEAH I CAN SEE CRAIG TRYING TO BREAK DOWN KENNY'S DOOR
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𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 - 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴
Fanfictioni wrote this when i was 11 so its amazingly shitty and cringy and there are a lot of mistakes pls dont take it seriously AND PLS REMEMBER THAT THE CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP regardless wine and dine bitches (cover art credit @ronironibebe)
