𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 - 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴

❦ kenny x reader - so cringy plz dont read ❦

i h a t e this oneshot ):

"Guys, Butters' dad has a drone!" Cartman told the group of boys who were busy talking amongst each other. None of the, except Cartman were paying attention.

"E-Eric, I don't know if this is a good idea. I mean, if my dad finds out he'll ground me!" Butters, the most innocent of them all in the group said, pleading, thinking that Eric would actually listen to him.

"What he doesn't know, won't hurt him. Besides, we'll put it back after." Cartman snapped, ignoring the blond's pleads. As long as he didn't get in trouble it didn't bother him. Even if Butters was dying, it still didn't bother him.

"Just put it back, Cartman." Cartman's frenemy, Kyle, said as he rolled his eyes. He wasn't particularly interested in the conversation, he just wanted Cartman to go away and stop talking. It seemed as if almost everyday Cartman would get Butters in trouble.

"What we even gonna do with it anyways?" Stan muttered, giving Cartman a small look of disbelief. Cartman looked at Butters, then Kenny, then Kyle, then Stan.

"Oh, I know." Cartman said, putting a devilish grin upon his mouth. "I know exactly what." Cartman whispered slowly. The others knew this was a clear sign that something terrible would happen. And of course, it never ends well.

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"For fucks sake, we are not gonna spy on (Y/n)!" Kyle yelled, shoving Cartman.

"Seriously, what did she ever do to you?!" Stan pointed at Cartman, which only made Cartman roll his eyes. "This is exactly why Heidi dumped you, you're a piece of shit."

"I mean, I don't mind." Kenny said and put his hands up as if he were surrendering.

"We all know that Kenny, you're a pervert," Kyle scoffed and Kenny snickered. He wasn't ashamed of this and he actually embraced it. Not that it was a good thing, though.

"Well, it's three against two." Cartman said and Stan and Kyle stared at Butters with disgust. Butters did fucked up things all the time and he was a dumbass, just like Cartman, but he's never done something so terrible like this.

"Butters didn't say yes though!" Stan screamed. He was fond of (Y/n) and they were pretty close since she was really close with Wendy. Hell, she even helped him cheat on a test when he didn't study. Kyle liked (Y/n), too. She was smart and kind, just what he liked. No, he didn't have a crush on her, he just liked her as a sister. They even hung out every now and then to study since it was their thing.

"W-well..." Butters trailed off, and Kyle's eyes widened. He took ahold of Butters's collar and started to basically choke him.

"Butters?! How could you?! You know damn well (Y/n) would hate you after this!" Kyle cried and shook his head in disapproval. Sure, Butters liked (Y/n) a lot, but he did want to see a little action. She was hot and all, and her body was amazing.

"I'm going out, it's recording right, Butters?" Cartman asked and flew the drone. Butters's house was next to (Y/n)'s and his window was near hers. Luckily, to the three boys, her curtains weren't closed. She was casually sitting on her bed and eating something out of a small bag and watching something on her laptop.

"What time is it?" Butters asked, messing with his fingers.

"It's about..." Kenny looked at the clock on Butters yellow walls. "Almost ten, why?" he asked, a bit weirded out.

"W-well, (Y/n) goes to bed at ten." They stared at Butters. "We talk sometimes, okay?" Butters already flushed face became a bit redder.

"S-she's saying something!" Cartman screeched. They looked at (Y/n) and her lips were moving and her shoulders were just slumped. "I can't tell what though." Cartman's voice became more distant from each word he spoke.