𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 - 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴

❦ cartman x reader - pokerface ❦

I DO NOT OWN THE MUSIC^^ There's a picture ((;

BTW, HERES CARTMANS COVER IF U WANNA LISTEN TO THAT INSTEAD

"Next up is Jimmy Valmer, performing stand up comedy!" Thank God, we were next after Jimmy. It was Cartman and I singing Poker Face, since it was the only song he knew well. Besides, I liked the song anyways.

"Are you okay, (Y/n)?" Cartman asked, while I was over here hyperventilating. I was nervous as hell, and being next wasn't going to help. We were in the school talent show, which i didn't wanna be in that much. But Cartman had convinced me since he was my best friend.

"Yeah, just nervous. Of course I'm excited, but still pretty nervous." I said, Inhaling deep breaths and letting them out slowly. I was going over my lines in my head over and over and over, incase I forgot them. This is was common, I would get nervous and forget stuff.

"Next up is (Y/n) (L/n) and Eric Cartman!" Said the person who was in charge of the talent show. I put my heels back on and waited while Cartman got on stage. His back was facing the crowd and I wouldn't come out until the song actually started.

The song started and he did those little deep voice parts at the beginning, and I finally came out. I strutted out and started singing. I was wearing a red and black lace dress with a black and red mask, with heels. Cartman was wearing a red and black suit, without his hat, of course.

"I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas plays." I held the microphone and sang; Cartman still wasn't facing the crowd. "Fold 'em, let 'em, raise it baby stay with me."

"I love it," He turned around and sang.

'Love game intuition play the card with spades to start.'

'And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart.'

We both looked each other in the eyes and sang. Cartman smiled while I did the same, and to be honest, his voice was pretty good. During the years of middle school, Cartman started working out, but I didn't mind. I mean, of course I loved him before, but I don't think he needs to change his weight. But maybe his attitude.

'Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh. I'll get him hot, show him what a I got." I winked at him then the crowd, melting hearts along with Cartman's.

'Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my Poker Face.'

'She got me like nobody,' Cartman sang the boy parts and some of the deeper parts. We sung parts together at the same time, too.

'I wanna roll him with a hard pair we will be. A little gambling is fun when you're with me.' I got closer to him and put my palm on his cheek, then turned around and contained singing.

'I love it,"

'Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun,' We sang at the same time.

'And baby when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun,' I smirked, blowing a kiss to the crowd. Many of the boys stared at me with googly-eyes and red dusted cheeks.

We finally got to the end of song, and I kept continuing my flirty moves and actions.

'P-p-p-Poker Face, p-p-p-Poker Face.'