(READ THE MILLIONTH AUTHOR'S NOTE OR I STGGGGGGG I will shoot u 👉🏻👉🏻)
pls ):
Stan - Gaygoth
Kyle - Periodblood
Cartman - Toomanynamesforthisasshole
Kenny - McWhoredick
Butters - Bubbles
Craig - Gayemo
Clyde - Tacobelltrash
Token - Richbitch
Tweek - Shishtartea
Jimmy - Disabledgay1
Timmy - Disabledgay2
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HottieThottie has added Gaygoth, Periodblood, Toomanynamesforthisasshole, McWhoredick, Bubbles, and 6 others to 'yeehaw'.
Beginning of chat.
HottieThottie: yeEHAW COWBOYSS
Tacobelltrash: YEYE
Periodblood: no
Richbitch: YEYEYE SWEET HoOME ALABAMA
Gaygoth: no
Disabledgay1: who wanna get married in alabama w me
Disabledgay2: timme
Gayemo: is he legally able to type that
Disabledgay1: nO timmy
Toomanynamesforthisasshole: is kyle legally able to live in germany
Bubbles: is germany a fast-food place
HottieThottie: THIS MF JUST SAID TIM'ME' IM SO WHATIkIHWOWUQO
Richbitch: kind of butters, people have died from them both
Tacobelltrash: bruh ;;
Periodblood: wow wow wow
Gaygoth: WEOWEOWWEOWWEOW
HottieThottie: wEOWWEOWEOW
Shishtartea: WEEEEOWWWWWEOOOOOOOW
Periodblood: can I be the paramedic
HottieThottie: im gonna be the whole ambulance bc u guys are all gonna be my bitch
Richbitch: I call dibs on the other paramedic
HottieThottie: cartman can be the dead person bc we'll just let him die
Disabledgay1: im gonna be the crutches
Shishtartea: thats the most sense you've ever made
Tacobelltrash: can I be the first-aid kit because I help people in need 😎
Shishtartea: u couldn't help your mom
HottieThottie: 😮
Richbitch: 😮
Gaygoth: 😮
Gayemo: 😮
Periodblood: 😮
YOU ARE READING
𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 - 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴
Fanfictioni wrote this when i was 11 so its amazingly shitty and cringy and there are a lot of mistakes pls dont take it seriously AND PLS REMEMBER THAT THE CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP regardless wine and dine bitches (cover art credit @ronironibebe)
