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Drunk Ethan #1

~ Your POV ~

You're jolted awake suddenly by your phone ringing loudly. You groan into your pillow and roll over to the side of your bed, slapping your hand against your bedside table until you feel your phone, then you pick it up and hold it to your ear.
"Whoever the fuck this is, fuck you, I was sleeping." You grumble tiredly.
You hear Ethan giggling through the phone, and Brian cackling, followed by Ethan shushing him.
You raise an eyebrow "Why the fuck have you called me Ethan?"
Ethan giggles more "Becauuussseee..."
You sigh "How much alcohol have you drank?"
Brian is choking on his laughter, and Ethan continues to shush him "I havent had ANYthing to drink (Y/N), Im just drunk on loooovvveee babydoll!"
You cant stop a smile spreading across your face as you roll onto your back in the darkness of your bedroom, he's drunk as fuck right now, so you might as well have some fun with him so you can remind him of it when he's sober tomorrow.
Brian chimes in, and as soon as he starts talking you're aware that he's drunk too "Ethan wouldnt shut the fuck about you so I said 'why dont you just call her' and he said 'ok' and then he did and now we're here and we're a lil drunk because we just got off stream."
Ethan sighs "UGH, shut UP Brian you DICK!"
Brian groans in frustration "Fucking CUCK guzzler!"
Ethan is quiet for a moment "How the fuck do you guzzle a cuck?"
Brian scoffs "I dont fucking know, you're the expert!"
Ethan laughs "Y'know what? Fuck you man."
You snicker at their drunk bickering "So, Brian, what was Ethan saying about me?"
Brian gasps "OH let me TELL you!"
Ethan starts panicking "Dont you fucking dARE!"
Brian starts clapping his hands "Im boutta spill this tea." He clears his throat, burps, then carries on talking "So it all started when Ethan was sucking ass on Fornite and I told him he'd never get any pussy playing like that and Ethan said he didnt want just ANY pussy and I was like whAaaaaaat???? and he starts giggling and saying he doesnt just want your pussy he wants all of you but on the subject of pussy you're his number one."
You're laughing so hard there are tears rolling down your cheeks "Oh my god, I cant wait to tell you all about this tomorrow morning Ethan!"
Your drunk best friend sighs "Fuck off Brian."
Brian sniffles "Y'know, it really hurts when you say stuff like that."
"I dont give a shiiiiiit...cuck." Ethan quips, before his voice turns softer as he starts talking to you again "Please dont think Im a fuckboy who only wants your pussy (Y/N). I want youuuu, all of you, everything you wanna give me, and if that's nothing then that's ok too because it's what you want, but I really really want you, specifically. Also, specifically, Brian, fuck off." Some of his words are slurred, which honestly just makes him sound even more adorable.
You giggle "Ethan, babe, we've been dating a year and a half, I know you dont just want my pussy."
Ethan gasps "OHYEAH! Fuck you Brian, trying to make me think I JUST have a crush on (Y/N) because Im a LITTLE drunk and cant REMEMBER THINGS, you made me seem like such a DOOF, goddammit. I fucking hate you Brian."
Brian is laughing so hard that he's struggling to breathe "This moment will go down in history!"
Ethan scoffs "No, what'll go down in history is YOU making me wake up MY girlfriend like this Brian you ass, Im gonna kick you right in the buttface, my lady needs sleep!"
Brian sighs "Ohhhhhno, I done fucked up, I've triggered Ethan the only way it is possible to trigger Ethan: I've caused an inconvenience to his eversoprecious (Y/N)."
Ethan makes a 'hmph' sound "Yes, yesyoudid, you fucking idiot. Fuck off Brian. I fucking hate you." His voice turns gentle again "And (Y/N), baby, go back to sleep, Im sorry for waking you. I love you to infinity and beyond just like Mr Buzz Buzz Lightspeed man! I'll see you tomorrow if Im not dead, but you wont see Brian again because Im going to do the world a favour and kill him."
Brian chokes on whatever he was drinking "Well FUCK ME THEN!"
Ethan gasps "You DID NOT just ask MY GIRLFRIEND to FUCK YOU! BRIAN IM GOING TO FUCKING POKE YOU SO HARD!"
You giggle and shake your head "Alright guys, Im gonna go back to sleep now. Ethan, please go to sleep soon, after killing Brian obviously. And Brian, rest in pepperoni my brony."
Brian grumbles "Fuck you."
And Ethan gasps again, but this time more dramatically "BRIAN I SWEAR TO FUCK! Goodnight baby, I love youuuu, and I promise to sleep after Brian is dead."
You smile "I love you too."
Brian groans in frustration "I feel sick just listening to you two."
Ethan instantly replies "No-one fucking cares Brian. Goodnight (Y/N)!"
You laugh and hang up the phone, placing it back down on your bedside table. Your laughter dies out as you curl back up under your bed covers, and your smile stays on your face as you drift off to sleep. You're gonna have way too much fun reminding Ethan of that conversation tomorrow.