Yuri: Come on Sarcastic, I promise we'll be there to help you.
Sarcastic: Alright fine, you better teach me how to skate.
Viktor: Don't worry, I even got Yurio to help you.
JJ: Skating lessons? I've got ya covered. King JJ can help you become the greatest female skater around 'cause you're doing it *cue JJ pose* JJ STYLE!
Yurio: Don't listen to him, Sarcastic. That shithead is insane.
Phichit: Hello guys! Where's my new student?
Sarcastic: Phichit, you must be the hamster-obsessed one, right?
Phichit: YUUURRRIIIIII!
Yuuri: Sorry Phichit, couldn't resist.
Christophe: So, where is the lovely young maiden? I hear she's positively gorgeous. Maybe I should take her put for a drink sometime.
Mila and Sara: *beat the shit out of Chris* Stay far away from her, Chris. Don't mess with her precious head.
Sarcastic: *One for All 5% punch to the gut* I need to thank Deku later for teaching me this stuff. FYI Mr. Pedophile I haven't even finished school so please back off.
Yuuri: Guys how about we just teach her to skate.
Otabek: Yurio, I brought piroshki from the kitchen and a first aid kit for Sarcastic.
Sarcastic: Thank goodness, some of you are still sane. Thanks by the way, Ota.
3 hours later
Sarcastic: I landed an axle woohoo! *single loop*
Yuuri and Viktor: Great job! We knew you could do it.
Sara and Mila: *cheer squad be like*
Michele: *scolding Sara because of her cheer skirt*
JJ and Christophe: *were kicked out ages ago for being awful influences to the poor child*
Yurio: *giving out surprisingly constructive criticism, then continuing on to rub in her mistakes*
Otabek: Yurio, go easy on her please.
Phichit: (on his instagram) *insert vid of me skating here* Look at my beautifully trained apprentice! She's doing so well. Can't wait to come back and help refine her skills. #figureskating #firstlesson *insert more #s here*
Sarcastic: *getting off the rink* Phew, glad I landed those jumps and got the spins right.
Yurio: Y'know, your single loop was pretty good. Your left leg was a bit unstable, a pretty pathetic mistake to be honest.
Otabek: I think he means to say that you did good for your first lesson from us.
Phichit: Great job Sarcastic. Smile for the camera. *pulls put selfie stick and takes a photo with Sarcastic* That is so going on Insta.
Sarcastic: Oooooh don't forget to tag me.
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Anime Shenanigans ft. Sarcastic
FanfictionJust a book with me(Sarcastic) and my story characters as well as my fave anime characters. This will feature anime, some HP spells here and there, truth or dare and the like. PS: All my one shots here were moved to my one shot book Really just doi...
